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A friend of mine sent this to me-- I thought the moms on the forum would "appreciate" this.
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and
probably has germs." At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," I was thinking
quickly everyone knows this stuff.
"Um, it's on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let
you be a Mommy." "Oh." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."
Crystal
I was out walking with my then 4 year old daughter. She picked up
something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I asked her not to do that. "Why?" "Because it's been laying outside and is dirty and
probably has germs." At this point, she looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Wow! How do you know all this stuff?" "Uh," I was thinking
quickly everyone knows this stuff.
"Um, it's on the Mommy test. You have to know it, or they don't let
you be a Mommy." "Oh." We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.
"I get it!" she beamed. "Then if you flunk, you have to be the Daddy."
Crystal