Funny things your kids say!

[Lo]

When the dudes were almost 2 they loved to play dog pile, wrestle, etc. and they absolutely loved to play "naked baby" (run around naked). Well one day dh and I were trying to get romantic in another room and Ryan walks in. He looks at us (we had covered up by then) looks back and forth at both of us and then goes,
"Mommy?!... Daddy?!... Naked baby dog pile?!"

CANNOT WAIT TO HAVE KIDS!! haha they are just tooooooo funny!

[Ames]

Two stories today from the world of my crazy preschoolers!

Whenever we are walking somewhere in line and the kids start lagging I tell them, "Hurry up slow pokes!" Today one of the girls came right over when I called her name and then told me, "I'm such a fast poke today!"

I was sitting at the lunch table with some of the kiddos and this little cutie and I had the following conversation:
J: "My mom goes to the gym and has a time out. She does yogurt."
Me (making sure I had heard her right):"What?"
J:She has a yogurt bag, you know.

Love them!

The 2nd graders in my classroom were learning typing skills on a new computer program and one morning one of the little girls came up to me all excited, "Mrs. S! I'm on my periods today!"

My eyes almost bugged out until I realized what she meant and then I congratulated her.

Jodi

[Phoebe]

My 3 yo In regards to anatomy- Upon seeing her dad's you know what, "Daddy, you have a tail!" Watching me nurse right after showering and not having time to dress, "Mommy, you look like Daddy with no shirt on".

Last night for dinner I asked my kids what they wanted. My oldest asked for a Boca burger. I vetoed their requests and made something else. She was ticked. This morning when I asked them what they wanted for breakfast, "Mom, could you try and make me a burger this time?".

The baby has a cold right now and is snotty and coughing a lot....this morning on the way to school the 9 year old informs me.....
"it's good that Alexander is coughing to bring up all the yucky stuff in his lungs" then continues with the following ...
"we really should start to shake him and then he'll bring up even more"
YIKES!
We had a talk about NOT shaking babies..........

that's a good one Sarah. Good to nip that in the bud (although I do follow his logic!)

Jacob just came upstairs sans pants and really mad at Quinn. Apparently Jacob was using the bathroom and realized there was no toilet paper, so asked Quinn to get some, but Quinn refused. So - once the immediate problem was addressed we had the following exchange:

Jacob: Quinn is so RUDE!
Me: Well, maybe he didn't understand what you were asking him to do.
Jacob: No - he knows. He was just too busy saving the dang universe!

--- nah - my kids don't play video games or anything.

Oh, that just cracks me up.

Jacob: No - he knows. He was just too busy saving the dang universe!

With a job like that, who has time for toilet paper?

At naptime, I always ask DS to select something special to go in his crib during nap. He usually picks a stuffed animal or book. Today, he disappeared for a few minutes and returned with this....




He couldn't understand why I made him select something else.

fabulous! mine slept w/a myraid of tractors for awhile. i could never figure out how they got comfortable.

[SuzySunshine]

I hope my future children are as cute as these kiddos!

Me too (and as funny)!

[Lo]

I hope my future children are as cute as these kiddos!

Me too (and as funny)!

Me three!!

[MissCrabette]

Me four!

Jesher your boys sound hilarious!
Our oldest son is terrible with "remembering" to do his homework...last nigth I had to print if from his class website. I noticed that he had an assignment where he had to interview someone about stress.

"Oh, it's Ok mommy, I already passed it in"
"who did you interview?"
"You"
"huh, what stresses me out?"
"the baby"

Ahhh, so I emailed his teacher to chat and this monring she let me know that he hadn't been able to pass it in because the baby had thrown up on it I can't beleive that he made that up in grade 5....uber punishment coming his way tonight...any ideas? I already gave him the I'm disappointed speech and the your word is one of the most important things you have speech, but at 10 I don't think that it is enough.