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Becoming Calm ...
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a package of Oreos, the
remainder of Prozac, the rest of the cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.
So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished;
and, before leaving the house this morning finished off a bottle of Merlot,
a bottle of Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a package of Oreos, the
remainder of Prozac, the rest of the cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.