A Humorous Post About Something Not-So-Humorous

[Thirteen]

http://thestir.cafemom.com/baby/1259..._lets_cut_your
(Heads up, it's about circumcision. But, The Bloggess [Beyonce the Metal Chicken] wrote it. Hooray!)

[diggitydot]

Good lord, I love her.

[GreyhoundsRUs]

Too funny!

[ladymoreta]

Haha! I love her!

[L.Jane]

bwhahahahaha. Thanks for the chuckle!

[Thirteen]

I saw this, and died laughing.
(FTR, I actually had someone comment on how "nice and neat" my son's circ was. And, I know her. And, we're friends. What.the.heck).

[diggitydot]

I posted the link to this blog on my FB and have already had someone start in on the judgy bullshit. She apparently didn't READ the whole blog...

[TigerLily]

Newsflash: They all look weird. Because they're penises. And there's no amount of trimming, bedazzling, and tea-cozying that will change that.

that is hilarious

[weeniegeniewife]

Newsflash: They all look weird. Because they're penises. And there's no amount of trimming, bedazzling, and tea-cozying that will change that.

that is hilarious

I dunno. DH is very proud of the "cleanup" work he does on circs gone wrong.

[v-girl]

Ha ha ha!

[PrincessFiona]

So. Much. Awesome.

[Chrisada]

I love how someone says this is one of the most ignorant posts I've ever read, and her response is, "Jafe - Obviously you've never read any of my other posts. This isn't even close to the most ignorant thing I've written here. "

I love how someone says this is one of the most ignorant posts I've ever read, and her response is, "Jafe - Obviously you've never read any of my other posts. This isn't even close to the most ignorant thing I've written here. "

Still not as good as the time someone told her she should be sterilized and she replied: "Mom?"

[BonBon]

Completely awesome. And holy shit, some people have ZERO sense of humor.

[SoonerTexan]

Uncircumcised penises look like they’re wearing little hoodies. If you gave them moustaches, they’d all look like tiny hipsters. Circumcised penises are naked and can’t pull off moustaches, but look fine with beards. It’s like skins vs. shirts, but with penises.

I'm so tempted to grab a sharpie...

Seriously, though, the best response I've ever heard to a nosy circumcision inquest was, "Why are you asking about my son's penis?"

I plan to use that if we ever have a boy