Britney & Paris

SCARE - EY!

http://people.aol.com/people/gallery/0, ... estphoto-2

Paris is teaching Britney how to pole dance. Isn't that sweet?

What is up with the one-legged stockings? There's your Christmas party look, Annie.

:!

[pstone]

:ra:

[Stella]

:nono: :disappointed:

[migirl]

And what's going on with Brit's breasts?? She looks like a porn star!

[Amiens]

Here's another thing that will just make you wanna ::

http://music.msn.com/music/celebsbuzz?GT1=7702

My favorite quote "“I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids."

There are some people who just should not be allowed to breed.

Oh good! More millionaire geniuses!

It's almost as though they're trying to be a couple.

[Amiens]

Just so you can get your daily dose of the pop * I mean* porn princess, Britney Spears.

Both of these made me huh? Ya think?!!

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/12175878

http://music.yahoo.com/read/news/37845420

Crystal

:disappointed:

"It's been so long since I've been out on the town with friends," the singer writes in a posting Thursday on her Web site.

It's been so long that she forgot to put all her clothes on?

I know when I want to have a good time, the first thing I do is go out in tiny skirts w/o undies and sit on lots of bar stools. It's the best!

Way to get back into the party zone Brit!

(Is anyone watching the babies?)

[Amiens]

I know when I want to have a good time, the first thing I do is go out in tiny skirts w/o undies and sit on lots of bar stools. It's the best!

Way to get back into the party zone Brit!

(Is anyone watching the babies?)

I guess CPSC is asking the same thing as they are investigating Brit AGAIN.

Crystal

[Michele]

on her website she write...

[rainbabies]

personally, i would love to contract something from going pantyless...sitting in a limo, on a bar stool, chair...whatever. i totally look forward to the day when i can let my goodies hang out...cause darn it all, i havent had a day out to myself in almost four years.


get a grip brit and grow up....

[rainbabies]

just what every young mother needs to know.

Now Britney Spears is stripping.

The panty-eschewing singer has been pole-dancing with her new best friend, Paris Hilton, who has been giving her private striptease lessons, according to U.K. reports. The two have reportedly been practicing on a stripper pole in Hilton’s Hollywood house.

“Paris took Britney upstairs where she fitted her in a blue tutu, and then Paris put on a matching tutu,” a source told the London Star. “They then went downstairs and danced at Paris’ in-house stripper pole. Britney loves her new moves and can’t wait to get a fella and test them out.”

Meanwhile, Hilton has been spotted stroking Spears’ thigh, leading some to believe that they were planning a same-sex gesture at the Billboard Music Awards, but the two have since pulled out of hosting duties.
“Maybe they were going to reprise the stunt Britney and Madonna pulled,” says one source, referring to the smooch at the 2003 MTV Video Music Awards, “but they decided that it was so three years ago.”

[Michele]

Girl needs to come to Louisiana so I can whip some sense into her!!!