I cannot be the only one who...

[HouseofWool]

.....Eats the entire apple, leaving only the stem.

I used to have a coworker who did that. It wigs me out because the seeds contain cyanide.

[niener]

... cannot sleep with anyone touching me even the slightest little bit
... puts salt on watermelon
... hates hot beverages (tea, hot chocolate, coffee, they all make me feel ill -- the only exception I've found to this is cider for some unknown reason)

[MAPPLEBUM]

OMG Queen of hiding yummy foods.

...who doesn't like coffee shops (don't kill me!)

[Mrs. MD, Esq.]

...who wears slippers under her desk at work...

[Thirteen]

...asks someone when the last time they've pooped was, if they act/tell me they're sick.


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[L.Jane]

...asks someone when the last time they've pooped was, if they act/tell me they're sick.


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That was the first question i always asked the little girl I use to nanny for.

[alison]

When we were landscaping our yard, someone told us that some Katsura trees smell like cotton candy. And we went to look at some, and they smell like amniotic fluid, not cotton candy!!! Kind of splooge-y I guess.

[TulipsAndSunscreen]

...asks someone when the last time they've pooped was, if they act/tell me they're sick.


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My parents used to do this growing up. Used to piss me off as a tween/teen. I was like, that's private and gross and sometimes your stomach just hurts you assholes!

#Ihaveissues

[Mrs. MD, Esq.]

My parents used to do this growing up. Used to piss me off as a tween/teen. I was like, that's private and gross and sometimes your stomach just hurts you assholes!

#Ihaveissues

Lol I think I'd respond that way now!

[diggitydot]

...probably says some iteration of "f*ck" over 50 times a day. I can work it into any discussion, but my favorite usage is as a noun with "stupid" in front of it.

Def not the only one.

[Thirteen]

My parents used to do this growing up. Used to piss me off as a tween/teen. I was like, that's private and gross and sometimes your stomach just hurts you assholes!

#Ihaveissues

My reaction was the same. I have now become my mother. :-O


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[diggitydot]

I thought of Cassy today when I asked my boss if he wanted to go to Whataburger and he went, "What! yes!" I said,"Did you just pop an anticiperection?"

And this is why iMSNers are my tribe.

[weeniegeniewife]

....Zillows $85 million dollar houses in Beverly Hills, Miami and the Hamptons just to take a peak at the inside.

[Curegirl]

LSW, definitely with you there on the matching underwear. I also don't have any normal socks. They're always striped or polka dotted because it's a little piece of happiness when I look down at my feet.

[MDPhDWife]

....Zillows $85 million dollar houses in Beverly Hills, Miami and the Hamptons just to take a peak at the inside.

Me too! I just LOVE looking at houses and am a faithful viewer of Million Dollar Listing. 😄