And to top it all off, on the way home she was "hot" so she took off her outer shirt and her pantyhose...and left her pantyhose in my car!!! I realized before we left her house and she said, "oh, can you just throw those out for me? They got a run in them anyway." WTF?!?!? I don't want to touch your nasty-ass hose!!
I can only imagine how the clinic gossip line is a-buzzin'...
The wedding was nice, despite....the groom was sick and had lost his voice...so we couldn't hear him say his vows...

