You Know You're Getting Old When....

~Your high school graduation theme song is played on the OLDIES station!!!!!



~You go to the record store to get your babysitter a CD from her favorite group, that you call "What's that"....the puzzled employee suggest that the group might be called "Take That"...and you realize that you are out of touch!!



~A young college freshman shopping at Wal-Mart stops you and calls you "Ma'am" while asking you which CLEANING Product would be best....(this happened last week I felt like saying "hey, your guess is as good as mine but I picked out my favorite I have a favorite cleaning product..when did this happen??!!!)

~Your high school graduation theme song is played on the OLDIES station!!!!!



~You go to the record store to get your babysitter a CD from her favorite group, that you call "What's that"....the puzzled employee suggest that the group might be called "Take That"...and you realize that you are out of touch!!



~A young college freshman shopping at Wal-Mart stops you and calls you "Ma'am" while asking you which CLEANING Product would be best....(this happened last week I felt like saying "hey, your guess is as good as mine but I picked out my favorite I have a favorite cleaning product..when did this happen??!!!)

~Your high school graduation theme song is played on the OLDIES station!!!!!



~You go to the record store to get your babysitter a CD from her favorite group, that you call "What's that"....the puzzled employee suggest that the group might be called "Take That"...and you realize that you are out of touch!!



~A young college freshman shopping at Wal-Mart stops you and calls you "Ma'am" while asking you which CLEANING Product would be best....(this happened last week I felt like saying "hey, your guess is as good as mine but I picked out my favorite I have a favorite cleaning product..when did this happen??!!!)

[Lisa]

Here's mine:



1. The front of the box of your favorite cereal boasts "A Natural Laxative".



2. You tell your kid he sounds like a broken record and he replies, "What's a record?"



3. Your boob accidentally gets caught in the zipper of your jeans.



4. The clothes you wore in high school are back in style again.



5. You carry Tums in your purse.



6. Children ask you questions like, "Was TV around when you were little?" and "Have you ever seen a dinosaur?"



7. To you, coffee is a food group.



8. Buying Preparation H and Tampons at the same time doesn't embarrass you any more.



9. You are seriously considering the purchase of a Clapper.



10. You have caught yourself saying, "They don't make things like they used to."

[Lisa]

Here's mine:



1. The front of the box of your favorite cereal boasts "A Natural Laxative".



2. You tell your kid he sounds like a broken record and he replies, "What's a record?"



3. Your boob accidentally gets caught in the zipper of your jeans.



4. The clothes you wore in high school are back in style again.



5. You carry Tums in your purse.



6. Children ask you questions like, "Was TV around when you were little?" and "Have you ever seen a dinosaur?"



7. To you, coffee is a food group.



8. Buying Preparation H and Tampons at the same time doesn't embarrass you any more.



9. You are seriously considering the purchase of a Clapper.



10. You have caught yourself saying, "They don't make things like they used to."

[Lisa]

Here's mine:



1. The front of the box of your favorite cereal boasts "A Natural Laxative".



2. You tell your kid he sounds like a broken record and he replies, "What's a record?"



3. Your boob accidentally gets caught in the zipper of your jeans.



4. The clothes you wore in high school are back in style again.



5. You carry Tums in your purse.



6. Children ask you questions like, "Was TV around when you were little?" and "Have you ever seen a dinosaur?"



7. To you, coffee is a food group.



8. Buying Preparation H and Tampons at the same time doesn't embarrass you any more.



9. You are seriously considering the purchase of a Clapper.



10. You have caught yourself saying, "They don't make things like they used to."

I laughed so loud the kids came running!!! !



Kris

I laughed so loud the kids came running!!! !



Kris

I laughed so loud the kids came running!!! !



Kris

Lisa,



That was cute!



Christy

Lisa,



That was cute!



Christy

Lisa,



That was cute!



Christy