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OK....my mom forwarded this to me, and I think it is hysterical...please forward any complaints about the colorful language on to her though
August 21, 2001
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
The U.S. government recently approved an ingestible
camera-in-a-capsule that snaps pictures as it
travels through the digestive tract. The device
offers a more patient-friendly technique for
detecting abnormalities in the small intestine.
Sure... but how will they market it?
The Top 13 Marketing Slogans for the Ingestible Camera
13> Unlike you, it's *supposed* to take crappy pictures!
12> If you prefer, we can stick your head up your a__.
11> You won't BELIEVE how your pictures come out!
10> Celebrate the movements of your life.
9> Tell your friends you went to Freaky World for vacation!
8> It's Fecalriffic!!!
7> Over the teeth, past the gums -- Look out, Fox Network, here
it comes!
6> Tastes like cameras mom used to make.
5> Easier to swallow and more precise than our ingestible sketch
artist.
4> Just point and shi_!
3> ...because with the right marketing, you'll swallow
*anything*.
2> Tripod sold separately.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Marketing
Slogan for the Ingestible Camera...
1> Here's looking at poo, kid.
Edited by: kmmath at: 8/25/01 11:35:31 pm
August 21, 2001
NOTE FROM CHRIS:
The U.S. government recently approved an ingestible
camera-in-a-capsule that snaps pictures as it
travels through the digestive tract. The device
offers a more patient-friendly technique for
detecting abnormalities in the small intestine.
Sure... but how will they market it?
The Top 13 Marketing Slogans for the Ingestible Camera
13> Unlike you, it's *supposed* to take crappy pictures!
12> If you prefer, we can stick your head up your a__.
11> You won't BELIEVE how your pictures come out!
10> Celebrate the movements of your life.
9> Tell your friends you went to Freaky World for vacation!
8> It's Fecalriffic!!!
7> Over the teeth, past the gums -- Look out, Fox Network, here
it comes!
6> Tastes like cameras mom used to make.
5> Easier to swallow and more precise than our ingestible sketch
artist.
4> Just point and shi_!
3> ...because with the right marketing, you'll swallow
*anything*.
2> Tripod sold separately.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Marketing
Slogan for the Ingestible Camera...
1> Here's looking at poo, kid.
Edited by: kmmath at: 8/25/01 11:35:31 pm
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