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Top Lamest Pick-Up Lines

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  • #1

    Top Lamest Pick-Up Lines

    Here's a few to start the list:

    1) Boy: Are you from Tennessee?

    Girl: No.

    Boy: Oh, because you're the only "ten I see!"

    2) Boy: Do you have a library card?

    Girl: Yes, why?

    Boy: Because I want to check you out!

    Ok. On with the list...
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  • #2
    Here's a few to start the list:

    1) Boy: Are you from Tennessee?

    Girl: No.

    Boy: Oh, because you're the only "ten I see!"

    2) Boy: Do you have a library card?

    Girl: Yes, why?

    Boy: Because I want to check you out!

    Ok. On with the list...

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    • #3
      Here's a few to start the list:

      1) Boy: Are you from Tennessee?

      Girl: No.

      Boy: Oh, because you're the only "ten I see!"

      2) Boy: Do you have a library card?

      Girl: Yes, why?

      Boy: Because I want to check you out!

      Ok. On with the list...

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      • #4
        I am completely clueless when it comes to pick-up lines I think I've been out of it for too long...but these are so funny!

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        • #5
          I am completely clueless when it comes to pick-up lines I think I've been out of it for too long...but these are so funny!

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          • #6
            I am completely clueless when it comes to pick-up lines I think I've been out of it for too long...but these are so funny!

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            • #7
              I had to really think back for this one. Now I'm a mommy living in suburbia who goes to bed at the same time that she used to get ready to go out. But I remember this one:

              Do you have a quarter?

              No why?

              Because I promised my Mom that I would call when I met the girl of my dreams.

              {Groan}

              Kelly
              In my dreams I run with the Kenyans.

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              • #8
                I had to really think back for this one. Now I'm a mommy living in suburbia who goes to bed at the same time that she used to get ready to go out. But I remember this one:

                Do you have a quarter?

                No why?

                Because I promised my Mom that I would call when I met the girl of my dreams.

                {Groan}

                Kelly
                In my dreams I run with the Kenyans.

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                • #9
                  I had to really think back for this one. Now I'm a mommy living in suburbia who goes to bed at the same time that she used to get ready to go out. But I remember this one:

                  Do you have a quarter?

                  No why?

                  Because I promised my Mom that I would call when I met the girl of my dreams.

                  {Groan}

                  Kelly
                  In my dreams I run with the Kenyans.

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