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  • Bumper Stickers for Women!!!

    I got this in an email...



    SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.



    GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.



    COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.



    DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.



    I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.



    WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.



    OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.



    DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.



    ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.



    I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.



    HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?



    DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.



    IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.

















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    I got this in an email...



    SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.



    GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.



    COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.



    DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.



    I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.



    WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.



    OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.



    DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.



    ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.



    I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.



    HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?



    DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.



    IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
















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      I got this in an email...



      SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.



      GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.



      COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN ... SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.



      DON'T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN.



      I'M OUT OF ESTROGEN AND I HAVE A GUN.



      WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.



      OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY...I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.



      DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.



      ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.



      I CAN BE ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPENS TO BAD PEOPLE.



      HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON'T GO AWAY?



      DON'T UPSET ME! I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.



      IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.
















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