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New Addition to the Periodic Table of Elements!

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  • New Addition to the Periodic Table of Elements!

    Found this at another board and thought it was hysterical!

    Element Name: MAN

    Symbol: XY

    Atomic Weight: 180+



    Physical properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.



    Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KID (Element: Child) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralizes by saturating with alcohol.



    Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.



    Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly

    decomposes and begins to smell.





  • #2
    Found this at another board and thought it was hysterical!

    Element Name: MAN

    Symbol: XY

    Atomic Weight: 180+



    Physical properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.



    Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KID (Element: Child) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralizes by saturating with alcohol.



    Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.



    Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly

    decomposes and begins to smell.




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    • #3
      Found this at another board and thought it was hysterical!

      Element Name: MAN

      Symbol: XY

      Atomic Weight: 180+



      Physical properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.



      Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KID (Element: Child) for prolonged periods of time. Neutralizes by saturating with alcohol.



      Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good specimens are able to produce large quantities on command.



      Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly

      decomposes and begins to smell.




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      • #4
        This is hysterical, where did men learn their hygiene habits after all?



        KB
        In my dreams I run with the Kenyans.

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        • #5
          This is hysterical, where did men learn their hygiene habits after all?



          KB
          In my dreams I run with the Kenyans.

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          • #6
            This is hysterical, where did men learn their hygiene habits after all?



            KB
            In my dreams I run with the Kenyans.

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            • #7
              Kelly, I thought this was soooo funny! Fitting, eh?



              Kris

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              • #8
                Kelly, I thought this was soooo funny! Fitting, eh?



                Kris

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                • #9
                  Kelly, I thought this was soooo funny! Fitting, eh?



                  Kris

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