medpedspouse

Oh, hey, medpedspouse! Good to see you again at the department Christmas party. Don't cha just looooooooove the annual Christmas party.

*hiccup*

OMG, have you tried the martini's with the tiny candy canes yet? No? Really? Wait right here and I'll grab you one...or three. It' no trouble. Really. I need a refill anyways.

*Hiccup*

Did you hear they have a karaoke machine this year? I'm serious. I'm singing some of my favorite Christmas songs for you! Lemme just run to the lady's room first. I think it's over here. No...wait...that was a closet. Hehe. Promise not to run and hide.

BRB,
The Department Christmas Party Victim

[medpedspouse]

Re: medpedspouse

What did you wear to the department party?

Re: medpedspouse

Do you like it? I thought what would any pedicure-saturated, bonbon-eating dawkter's spouse wear? Truffles of course!! I pop them all day long between my mani/pedis and obscene shopping sprees. Oh, I never, ever gain an ounce. Just look.



*hiccup*

Want one? Don't worry. It's completely sanitary.

Oh, that's my cue. I'm up on karaoke. Some clues coming your way. Hold my martini. Wait...on second thought give it back. I always perform better holding my martini.

[medpedspouse]

Re: medpedspouse

Given the temp this time of year in your current hometown, would the bon bons have melted or would they have gotten frozen? The ones on your dress - I mean.

Re: medpedspouse

Freeze!

[medpedspouse]

Re: medpedspouse

hiccup - is that you???

[medpedspouse]

Re: medpedspouse

Hiccup -
When your sober - do you mind posting some hints?

Re: medpedspouse

*Hiccup*

Sorry about that.

Here's your first little Christmas jingle loaded up with clues.

Is this thing turned on?

*Ahem*

Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree,

For me.

It's awfully cold where I live,

Santa baby, so hurry from the OR tonight.


Santa baby, a clean new shiny carseat too,

Light pink.

I'll wait up for you dear,

Santa baby, so hurry from the OR tonight.



Think of all the fun I've missed,

Think of all the peanut-butter-smeared-tear-stained faces that I HAVE kissed,

Next year I could be just as good,

If you'll check off my Christmas list,



Santa baby, I wanna yacht,

And really that's not a lot,

Was an angel through your hellish training,

Santa baby, so hurry from the OR tonight.



Can you guess who I am?

[medpedspouse]

Re: medpedspouse

Ladybug??? :huh:

[medpedspouse]

Re: medpedspouse

Yay!!!
Well, do not be too hard on yourself because it took me some work...a lot of reading and crossing out other potential santas before I thought I had an idea.

Yes, we are staying home. DH is working Christmas - New Years. The partners take turns each December so one person can take off for 2 weeks.

I, too, lived in Central Texas for a while - 5 yrs actually! Where did you live?