There's a new dog in my bed
There's a dumbass in my head
Causing me to sit and drool
Always looking like a fool
I like to smell a minibar
Stalkers camped out in my yard
Might as well have a drink
Buckle down and start to think
What gift can I get
For Laurie online
I'm screwed.
Need to order it
to get it there on time, I rule!
Damn
Secret Santa time
Yeah, we bitch it up online
and we know that Sven is mine
Think you all have just forgot
Secret Santa time
It's a party just for us
on the iMSN bus
Champagne and orgasms
Secret Santa time
baking cookies all day long
Singing Secret Santa songs
Then had an epiphany
Secret Santa time
Yeah I finally wrote a clue
Top notch just for you
ooh-oh-oh
Secret Santa time
Do it all again
Secret Santa time
Do it all again
There's a dumbass in my head
Causing me to sit and drool
Always looking like a fool
I like to smell a minibar
Stalkers camped out in my yard
Might as well have a drink
Buckle down and start to think
What gift can I get
For Laurie online
I'm screwed.
Need to order it
to get it there on time, I rule!
Damn
Secret Santa time
Yeah, we bitch it up online
and we know that Sven is mine
Think you all have just forgot
Secret Santa time
It's a party just for us
on the iMSN bus
Champagne and orgasms
Secret Santa time
baking cookies all day long
Singing Secret Santa songs
Then had an epiphany
Secret Santa time
Yeah I finally wrote a clue
Top notch just for you
ooh-oh-oh
Secret Santa time
Do it all again
Secret Santa time
Do it all again
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