Crystal

To the tune of Jolly Old St. Nicholas:

Poor crystal with your broken foot
lean your ear this way
try to figure out who I am
by what I say

I hope I'll find the perfect gift
for you this year
it won't be a minivan
or even a beer

(You don't drink that right? - spoken)

What it is I'll get for you
right now I don't know
can't compete with a new baby
oh no no no no

Good tidings and merryment
for you are on the way
as long as you ignore
all else I have to say

(In other forums that is - spoken)

:christmas:

[Amiens]

Hmmmm I am intrigued!

(You don't drink that right? - spoken)

That's right.

Crystal

Jingle Bells, "call" smells
I'm having a hard time
I try to be more positive
but all I do is whine.

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I just want residency to go
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true ...
Take residency away with you.

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about presents
Underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking
There upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy
With a toy on Christmas day
I just want residency to go
More than you could ever know
Ask some one else to do
Cuz with residency I'm through.
Through baby.

I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow
I'm just gonna keep on waiting
Underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it
To the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to
hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want him here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do
But get rid of medicine for you too?

All the lights are shining
So brightly everywhere
And the sound of children's
Laughter fills the air
And everyone is singing
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa won't you change the world for me-
won't you please
take residency from me ...

Oh I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just want to see the residency
director standing outside my door
Oh I just want kick him down
Make him hurl and make him frown
Make my wish come true
Take residency away with you...

Take residency away with you...baby
I'm through... baby

With this clue giving, I must pause...
I'm giving away your Santa Claus
I must find a gift for you fast
Until Christmas you won't last

Ho, Ho, Ho
Do you know?
Ho, Ho, Ho
Do you know, oh?

With my mouse I click, click, click
Got to get your gift out, quick, quick, quick.

Deck the boards with lots of rhyming
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Do you like my song timing?
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
I must admit I like to do this.
Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la.
Making up songs is such bliss.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la.

I will not tell you where I live.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
I still have clues left to give.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
I may have kids or I might not.
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la
Are you getting somewhat hot?
Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la

It's the most "wonderful" time of the year.
With the med spouses yelling,
and everyone telling you,
"Be of good cheer,"
It's the most "wonderful" time of the year.

There'll be parties for hosting,
and turkeys for roasting
and shoveling oodles of snow.
there'll be shopping horror stories
and tales of the glories of Christmases
long, long ago.

It's the most "wonderful" time of the year.
There'll be much preparation
and need for vacation
when in-laws are near.
It's the most "wonderful" time of the year.

[Amiens]

I have no clue. I have figured out that you're still in the residency phase.

Keep the clues coming...

Crystal

The first thing at Christmas
that you should know of me:
I like to eat everything.

The second thing at Christmas
that you should know of me:
Have some kids,
And I like to eat everything.

The third thing at Christmas
that you should know of me:
I don't keep hens,
Have some kids,
And I like to eat everything.

The fourth thing at Christmas
that you should know of me:
I'm a brunette,
I don't keep hens,
Have some kids,
And I like to eat everything.


The fifth thing at Christmas
that you should know of me:
I LOVE T.V.
I'm a brunette,
I don't keep hens,
Have some kids,
And I like to eat everything.

The sixth thing at Christmas
that you should know of me:
Don't like my in-laws,
I LOVE T.V.
I'm a brunette,
I don't keep hens,
Have some kids,
And I like to eat everything.

The seventh thing at Christmas
that you should know of me:
I love to play board games,
Don't like my in-laws,
I LOVE T.V.
I'm a brunette,
I don't keep hens,
Have some kids,
And I like to eat everything.

The eighth thing at Christmas
that you should know of me:
Lived in a few places,
I love to play board games,
Don't like my in-laws,
I LOVE T.V.
I'm a brunette,
I don't keep hens,
Have some kids,
And I like to eat everything.

The ninth thing at Christmas
that you should know of me:
I like to cook things,
Lived in a few places,
I love to play board games,
Don't like my in-laws,
I LOVE T.V.
I'm a brunette,
I don't keep hens,
Have some kids,
And I like to eat everything.

The tenth thing at Christmas
that you should know of me:
Like ballroom dancing,
I like to cook things,
Lived in a few places,
I love to play board games,
Don't like my in-laws,
I LOVE T.V.
I'm a brunette,
I don't keep hens,
Have some kids,
And I like to eat everything.

The eleventh thing at Christmas
that you should know of me:
Spend too much time online,
Like ballroom dancing,
I like to cook things,
Lived in a few places,
I love to play board games,
Don't like my in-laws,
I LOVE T.V.
I'm a brunette,
I don't keep hens,
Have some kids,
And I like to eat everything.

The twelfth thing at Christmas
that you should know of me:
Love this website,
Spend too much time online,
Like ballroom dancing,
I like to cook things,
Lived in a few places,
I love to play board games,
Don't like my in-laws,
I LOVE T.V.
I'm a brunette,
I don't keep hens,
Have some kids,
And I like to eat everything.

Just hear those clues a jingling,
ring ting tingling too
Come on, do you have
a guess or need another clue?
Outside no snow is falling
I'm inside crying "boo hoo"
Come on, do you have
a guess or need another clue?

Hello, Hello, Hello,
it's so, where'd my husband go?
He's at the hospital you know.
Where's Dad, where's Dad, where's Dad,
they say, Just hoping he may,
be home before they
sleep each and every day.

Our debts are climbing high
but getting through are we
We're hoping that together
in four years we'll be free
Let's take that road before us
and sing a chorus or two
Come on, do you have
a guess or need another clue?

Said the Secret Santa to cricknmatt,
"Am I quite annoying?"
With all my songs, cricknmatt?
Do you find me boring?
I wonder I wonder will you guess my name,
This is such a very fun game,
This is such a very fun game."


Said the Secret Santa to cricknmatt,
"Do you hear what I hear?
Pangs of song envy, cricknmatt?
Do you hear what I hear?
The songs, the songs, here in this forum
I write them out of boredom,
I write them out of boredom."


Said the Secret Santa to cricknmatt,
"Do you know what I know?
Have you had the baby, crickenmatt,
Do you know what I know?
I have a gift for you in mind--
But will it arrive on time?
Will it arrive on time?"

[Amiens]

I am racking my brain trying to think of everyone here who is brunette and still in residency? At least it narrows the list down a bit. Man am I slow--- can't wait to get my brain back.

Crystal

Over the speed bumps
and through the crowds
to the post office I must go
It's 50 outside
and I say with great pride
I live where there's no snow

Over the speed bumps
and through the crowds
to the post office I must go
Your present is great
and I hope it's not late
as to the delivery room you go

[Amiens]

Is it Heidi (hlj25950)?


Crystal

[Vanquisher]

You found me!

:christmas:

I hope you enjoyed my christmas songs for you.

I hope to get your gift out tomorrow. Hopefully it will arrive before Monday. I am so excited for you. Good luck, and I hope you enjoy your gift when it gets there.