Vishenka

Up on the house top
lays an inch of snow
out of my house I dare not go!

Down at the mall there are lots of sales
instead I follow the iMSN What not to Wear!

Ho Ho Ho who wouldn't go
Down to the Caribeean
to get away from the cold...

Up on the sidewalk slip, trip, fall...
Down on my butt I'll surely fall!

clue#2

I have been to central america, south america and many countries in europe...but never to New York!

[Vishenka69]

I think I have an idea. Need to flip through some old posts to make sure.

O Holy Night
The snow is gently falling.....again.
It is the night before I get the kids off to school.
I'd rather lay long in my bed sleeping
but unless there is ice, Ill be up early weeping
that I am tired and I just need 10 more minutes.
For yonder breaks a new and glorious morn!
Fall on your knees,
O hear the kid's fight over the waffles!
O night divine,
O night please last a few hours longer!
O night divine,
O night divine,
O night divine!

[Vishenka69]

Nellie, is that you?

I do LOVE to sleep but nope, not me!

Over the river and through the town
To your secret santa's house you go.
You know I'm not Nellie, I think chicken's are smelly (sorry Nellie)
though frogs are quite cute and cuddly.

Over the river and through the town,
Oh, how the wind does blow.
It stings the toes and bites the nose
As over the ground we go.

Over the river and through the town,
Now the holidays are getting close.
Tonight comes St. Nick; to put switches in our boots;
and hopefully some chocolate treats too.

[Vishenka69]

Over the river is New Jersey... Luanne?

ummmm

over a very different but big river and down a few streets....
to your secret santa's house you go...

[Vishenka69]

I have one more guess and then I'm all out of guesses. Tracy?

Oh you know Nellie and Luanne
and Tracy aren't your secret santas
guessing is tough
when it comes to these lame clues, but do you recall
who lives near the Mississippi river in...the midwest.

Your secret santa, the cold-intolerant frozen tundra dweller
has a very cold, cold nose.
And if you ever saw her (that's another hint),
you would even say she never wears make-up (what a shame too!).

A few of the other med spouses
would probably agree she needs an iMSN makeover.
Because sweatpants and a pony tail aren't fashionable
she really should get out and shop.

Then one foggy Christmas eve
Santa came to say:
"Residency is over, time to get a fashion sense
will you please go shopping tonight?"

Then her kids and husband wouldn't recognize her though...
they would probably run away and flee:
"who is this secret santa,
hopefully now you can see!"

[Vishenka69]

I suck at guessing and geography. Can I have another clue?

Take I-94 North....towards the center of the state....you'll start feeling like you are in the middle of nowhere...at least there are no good shopping malls! Then you will have found me.

[Vishenka69]

Kelly? I would have never guessed that MN borders Mississippi river. I had a hard time reconciling the river that I associate with the South and Midwest and snow. Thanks for the map and the geography lesson.

[DCJenn]

I'll give you a hint-

It's not Kelly. But your Santa is an admin.

Jenn