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Reindeer and gators and black bears! Oh, my!
Christmas in Florida sounds like one hellava ride.
No sticking snow, no shovels, no ice.
I surely must say, Matt, it sounds mighty nice.

Don't you wait up and we'll be there right soon,
I'll bring my best moonshine and we'll sing Christmas tunes.
We siphoned some gas so the RV's a gunnin',
We can wait to see you and get some holiday sunnin'. 8)

Yours truly,
Cousin Eddie

Damn. Let me try that again.

Ah! Cousin E, great rhyming...and the picture, what a great movie!

If an RV comes pulling into my drive...that would be great. I'll pass on the moonshine this go round though...(shuddering, from the memories of the last time I drank clear liquid from a Mason jar- I think I SAW elves that night!).




...I have had to keep DW from watching this movie already this fall! She loves this time of year, but I just can't watch Christmas shows without first giving my respects to all the food to be consumed at Thanksgiving- and all the 'giving of the thanks'!

Excuse the interruption, but I love that picture! If I'm not mistaken, it is from the "shitters full" scene.

Perfect name, Santa!

If I'm not mistaken, it is from the "shitters full" scene.

This one's for you Nellie!
X.O.,

Cousin Eddie (slurp, slurp, kiss )

When I heard you were gettin your edumacation,
I whooped and I hollared with such jubilation.
I stood on my lawn chair, knocked over my beer,
while telling the trailor park in slurring cheer.

They didn't believe me, but I told 'em it's true.
Matt's not just a Man-Ho, but a teacher's pet too!
So they told me to ask you, since surely you'd know,
Riddle me this and the first clue you'll behold.

Where can you live it up while going down?

Hey, cuz!

I have a feeling you and I would get along well. We should have a white elephant party. I'll bring a crooked jerky jockey or a three decker saurkraut and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce. Could you bring me a pair those excellent white loafers? Clark showed me the pair you got him. Hot!

"Surprised Eddie? If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now.

Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"

Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?

Hey, Grinch! Funny you should mention that. I hollared them exact words and in that exact order when I saw our first big ole paycheck and how much that Uncle Sam was robbing us for. Looks like we be livin the RV and drinking brewskies a bit longer. That Uncle Sam must be livin in some kinda purdy white house, though. Maybe he'll invite us both over for Christmas. I'm pretty damn sure I paid for the turkey. Just don't forget the arsenic sauce cuz it will come in handy. :>

Hey, the shoes are yours. I mean really, what's a little foot fungus between friends?

Eddie...
I have no clue where you can get up to get down..which makes me think of great eighties rap tunes or older tunes they sampled from....or Australia....or being old and having a hard time getting up, only to fall on the floor-thus the get down...which in turn reminds me of the "I've fallen and I can't get up" commercials...I think I have ADD.

Although....after reading the next comment...I am guessing the you are finished with the colonic that is residency? Are you a finished spouse of a Doc? I am sure that the IRS is grateful for another person paying their "fair share"...

which makes me think of great eighties rap tunes or older tunes they sampled from....

You're awfully warm, Matt, hehehe.

(chorus)
Love in an elevator
Livin it up when Im goin down
Love in an elevator
Lovin it up till I hit the ground

I met my true love on the elevator, and I mean honestly, Matt, have you ever seen a finer lookin couple? (elbow, elbow, wink, wink). They should pay us to have children




I'll put my rhyming hat back on this weekend and toss some more clues your way.

Have a good one!

Cousin Eddie :~

Ah, Aerosmith....
You're a sharp one, Eddie. I will need to think things through a little better.

[rainbabies]

ooohhhh....i know, i know....i remember the elevator story.

Ok...I must have missed the elevator thread somewhere....


Eddie, you never told me, are you and yours now living the life that is "after-residency"?

Ah...Annie!

You had me going...although I was leaning toward you when I was reading back through the Geriatrics postings, with the tax issue and all.
Love the new "mobile home"!

Well, we have an iPod and a Dell DJ. I own neither of them, but when I am extra nice I get to listen to one or the other.









I (clearing throat...) get mine from "friends." 8)