Kris/Princessfiona

EverySpouse Down in iMSN Liked KrisMath a lot...

And the Grinch,Who lived just South of KrisMath, was shocked!
The Grinch loved KrisMath! The whole KrisMath essence! Now, please help the Grinch. Help the grinch think of presents! It could be Jenn's head wasn't screwed on just right. It could be, perhaps, that my clothes are too tight. But the Grinch needs help from one and from all. Thinking of something worthy and small.

But,
Whatever the reason, Jenn's scheme or her clothes, The Grinch sat here on IMSN, Thinking of prose, Staring at the screen with a sour Grinchy frown, wondering when she will shop and send her present on down. For she knew every member on iMSN here, Was busy now, reading her lines with some fear.

"And they're jealous of her rhyming!" she snarled with a sneer, "and her Santa is KristMath! Why it just isn't fair!" Then she growled, with her Grinch fingers nervously drumming, "I MUST find some way to send KrisMath things stunning!"
For,Tomorrow, she knew...

...All the iMSN girls and boys Would wake bright and early. They'd think in their heads! And then! Read, the threads! Oh, the threads! Threads! Threads! Threads!

That's one thing she loved! The threads! Threads! Threads! Threads! Then the MSNers, young and old, would sit down to read. And they'd read! And they'd read! And they'd Read! Read! Read! Read!

They would read on TomKat, and Indian Chicken feasts, the Grinch's posts to Kris, and spouses who were beasts!

[Michele]

So fun!!!!

And THEN They'd do something She liked least of all! EverySpouse down in iMSN, the tall and the small, Would post close together, with fingers busy tapping. They'd post one and all. About what the Grinch was wrapping!

They'd post! And they'd post! And they'd post! POST! POST! POST! And the more the Grinch thought of this Spouse-KrisMath-Post, The more the Grinch thought, "I MUST get Kris some toast!" "Why, without more ideas on what she should get," "Toast" she thought, "might be her best bet!"

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Count me in.

I might not have your gift with words, but I've been told I have a special gift with the gift givin. (elbow, elbow, wink, wink)

-Cousin Eddie

...But WHAT?"
Then she got an idea! An awful idea! THE GRINCH GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!

"Toast just won't do!" The Grinch laughed in her throat. And she begged for ideas, "A hat or a coat?" And she chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Grinchy trick!" "With PM's from you, I'll find a gift quick!"

"All Kris needs is a clue...." The Grinch looked around. But, since clues are scarce, there were none to be found. Did that stop the old Grinch...? No! The Grinch simply stated,

"Look through this Dr. Seuss poem I've created" So she gave this first hint. "To this board, I am not new," And for today that would be the last clue.

[PrincessFiona]

This is....awesome!


kris

[Tenacious_D]

Oh the grinch has truly set the bar high! The clues and rhymes are great. Sorry for hijacking

[rainbabies]

yes! who is this person with such great talent?? i need some!

[Lo]

verrry impressive!

THEN she loaded her kids And an old empty purse In a ramshackle car For her credit to burst.

Then the Grinch said, "Please start!" And the car putted down Toward the shops where other Spouses would laugh at her town.

All the shops were still dark. Fall leaves filled the air. All the Spouses were all dreaming sweet dreams without care When she came to the first little shop on the square. "This is stop number one," the old Grinchy Claus hissed And she climbed from the car, empty purse in her fist.

[Ravenclaw]

I am loving this!!