EDWife

At rhyming I am not so strong,
So this could go very wrong.
In the medical process,
Your DH is further along!

Ok, that's the best I've got tonight. Sorry for being a slacker!

A clue!

I know who you aren't, but still have no idea who you are. More clues...I suck at guessing games so this may take me awhile!

A poem for you!

Ok so I can't rhyme to save my life. In fact I'm not even sure I'm spelling rhyme right! So here is a mad lib story for you! I hid some clues in the Rhyme. :santa:

Father Goose Rhymes

Old Mother Hubbard went to the EDWife
To get her pretty Holiday Holly a bone.
When she got there, the wedding was fun
And so her happy dog had none.
Jack and Jill went up the East Coast
to fetch a/an cookie tin of water.
Jack fell down and broke his kids,
And Jill came tumbling after.
There was a little girl and she had a little curl
Right in the middle of her doctor.
And when she was chilly, she was very, very smart,
And when she was bad, she was happy.
There was a funny woman
who studied in a shoe.
She had so many children
She didn't know what to do.

Once upon a time there was a young med spouse who lived in a land close to the Atlantic Ocean. She spent her days working to support her fiancees crazy idea to go back to school for what seemed like one hundred years! Some day they will be happily married and the young med spouse will retire and spend her days happily eating Bon Bons as a Dawkters Wife!

Some clues for you:

I live on the East Coast.

My DF is still in school.

I don't have kids.

:santasleigh:

No guesses?

I bought your gift yesterday!

I love the clues! 8) I need to go through the list of participants again because I still have no idea. I told you I sucked at this game.

I have a fat pet!

I'll give you one more clue,
here it is from me to you.
Your present is in the mail,
Hopefully it's faster then a snail!
I know I said I have no children,
but actually I have 19!

Sorry that last line doesn't rhyme, I suck at this! You would think someone who spent her days with little kids would be better at rhyming! Hope you like your gift, it should be there today or tomorrow! :santa:

My gift arrived today! THANK YOU, AMY DENISE!!! The lip balms and lotions smell heavenly! I can't wait to try the baby lotion on ds.

Thanks, again!!

[Ames]

You are very welcome! Burts Bee's is my favorite. I walk around the house saying, "Smell me babe, I'm a burts bee!" I saw that it had the little body of baby lotion and just had to get it. Let me know how you like the lip gloss, it's a new flavor and I'm thinking of getting it.

I LOVE the lip gloss! Everytime I put it on I start to crave a peanut butter and honey sandwich. As I was putting the baby lotion on ds tonight he would go sniff, sniff, Mmmmmm, sniff, sniff, Mmmmmm! I'm guessing he likes it to!