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Very Funny.
Where do they get this stuff?
Jenn
Where do they get this stuff?
Jenn
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Here's a scary one from our house:
DH: Do you know what people used to call me in high school?
DD: Loser?
She had no idea. DH and I are still laughing. It's a tough house. :>Angie
Gyn-Onc fellowship survivor - 10 years out of the training years; reluctant suburbanite
Mom to DS (18) and DD (15) (and many many pets)
"Where are we going - and what am I doing in this handbasket?"Comment
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ooohhh man...can't even catch a break w/ the kiddos!Comment
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that's fabulous.Originally posted by SheherezadeHere's a scary one from our house:
DH: Do you know what people used to call me in high school?
DD: Loser?
She had no idea. DH and I are still laughing. It's a tough house. :>Comment
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My 2.5 YO DS has had teeth issues and has had multiple visits to the dentist. This morning he had his first cleaning, and the dentist decided to give him a rest in the middle. DS looks him in the eye and says harshly
"you hurt me! If you hurt me again, there will be consequences!! I will bite you!!!"
I think he was much happier after he got his prize, though.Enabler of DW and 5 kids
Let's go Mets!Comment
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DD says to mom of this child:
"name" pushed me hard and when I told him to stop he pushed me again. Can you please teach him again that pushing is wrong? I don't think he learned it the first time you went over it with him. Thanks....(walks away)
(the mom took it in stride...
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Flynn
Wife to post training CT surgeon; mother of three kids ages 17, 15, and 11.
“It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” —Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets " Albus DumbledoreComment
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Last night DD requested sausage milk. After being told that they don't make sausage milk, she requested orange milk, yellow milk, or pink milk.
Cranky Wife to a Peds EM in private practice. Mom to 5 girls - 1 in Heaven and 4 running around in princess shoes.Comment
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Originally posted by fluffhead Well, you are doing a good job teaching him consequences of actions.
Our neighbor brought us a nice salmon fillet from the fish he caught. Anna was thrilled and wanted a raw piece.
After I cooked it and she ate some, she said: This is really good bacon! :huh:
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excellent language skills, and obvious comprehension of cause and effect! that's one heck of a 2.5 year old!Originally posted by fluffhead
I hope the dentist was kind enough to be amused.Comment
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DS3 obviously doesn't say much (only being 14 months and all) but the big boys have taught him to say "EOWWWWW, YUCK" when he comes near them with a nasty diaper....went to breakfast this morning with a friend at a fancyish restaurant and when the waiterh brought us our food Xander says "EEOOOOWWWWW' in the loudest voice ever. All 30 old people stared at me like he had just said the F word
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Ds (4 yrs) was playing with a couple of older friends at the playground. They were swinging on some ropes on a mock sailboat. Ds introduced the other boys to a way of swinging across the boat and, naturally, the older boys promptly monopolized the activity. I watched ds go through a few rounds of “hey guys, what about my turn” with no effect.
He finally pointed his finger at one of the big boys and said (quite authoritatively) “God likes it when we share.” The boy stopped cold and the rope just dropped from his hands. Ds happily stepped in for his turn and I fell on the floor laughing. Way to pull a trump card, kid.Comment
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wow janet!
~shacked up with an ob/gyn~Comment
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...oh, I tell them this a lot and they use it on each other!“God likes it when we share.”Comment
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DD is selling raffle tickets for her school. One of the causes?
"And my mom really wants me to get rid of all of these."
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DD#2
Outside this morning:
"Mom, I can't see the houses, a bird pooped."
What do you mean?
"I mean a bird pooped all over the place and I can't see the houses."
Honey, that is fog.
"Oh".Needs
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