what do your kids call....

[rainbabies]

certain things? my kids come up with names for certain foods and other things.

wheaties cereal--daddy cereal (for obvious reasons)
crummy cereal--lucky charms
snack toast--raisin toast
butter-jelly--peanut butter and honey sandwich
clean cleans--baby wipes
telescope--dh's stethescope
tish-me---a tissue. dd gets you and me messed up.
twinkerbell--tinkerbell
tubby--bath
hippo snack--fruit snack
circle crackers--ritz crackers

thats all i can think of. it just makes me laugh how they think of these little words by themselves.

[rainbabies]

chicken--any meat they're eating. this leads ds to say he is sick of chicken. hmmm....maybe we eat chicken too much?

[houseelf]

Mall of America--Mall Kameria
Daddy's surgical tools--Rars
lizard- Zizaba


Kelly

[Momo]

DD2 all drinks are mek milk

bread,bagles, muffins, pizza crust is bagle

pasta and rice are bawka pasta

there are other's but this what my sleep deprived, preggers brain can recall right now!

[samssugarmomma]

Pizza crust or bread crust = crustys
Milk = Meal-k is the best way to spell it. extra emphasis on the "ea"

that's all i have right now....

My oldest used to make list-ez of stuff-ez to do.

[Vanquisher]

Bachsquash = Backwash
Daddy Chad = Daddy
finny = funny
Daddy's Dew = Mountain Dew
Eww gross = poop "I need to go eww gross."

[DCJenn]

Kefir: yogurt drink (and it is!)

My father: Ing (we think it's because his name ends in "ing". No one could have come up with that when everyone was discussing what the grandparents would be called)

Petey the Dog: Pee-ey (more truth than not sometimes)

Darla: Lala

Nicki: Nini

Trouble: Rubbles

(the pet names started when he was littler and now they've stuck.)

Things that he used to say that we still say which he finds highly annoying:

Helicopter: helicopy

Train: Doo Doo Dah

Jenn

Our favorite was

bulldozer = bull-de-zeer
cement mixer = mic-an-a- heer

DH couldn't figure out what on earth Jacob was saying one day when he kept saying "color micanaheer!". DH sent him over to me, Jacob repeated it, and I said "Duh. He wants you to draw him a cement mixer!"

Emperor Palpitinie (Star Wars) = empee-or

all beef is "steak" (we live the high life), all chicken, turkey, pork is turkey.

My homemade yogurt is "Mama's famous homemade yogurt."

[rainbabies]

jenn, your post about "Mama's famous homemade yogurt" reminds me of another.

ds started calling toast with peanut butter toast--mama's special toast.

[samssugarmomma]

I remembered another one - all construction trucks (cement mixers, bulldozers, etc) are called Diggers!

[Flynn]

Despite my best efforts at using appropriate terminology, my 7-year old calls his penis/testicles his "pea-nuts."

My 3-year old daughter loves the Sound of Music and demands to have her "Maria" cd.

Us too. We use the correct word (not the kid version) 99% of the time however:

Our two year old is very into who pees with what body part.

"Mom you don't have a penis. You have a BA-jyna!"

[rainbabies]

flynn, that is awesome....BA-jyna

right now ds is going thru the household letting me know that boy's pee-pee's are on the outside and girls pee-pee's are on the inside. this includes of course, the dogs and cats.

Some of my favourites are:

his beanbag- a chair bag

you know those long trucks that transport about 8 cars - a car bus

Sausages - hossie
beef burger - hossie
chicken - shicken
fish - shicken

[planet]

Vaseline (our wonder medicine) = "gasoline"

vagine = "angina"

and my fave is that anything that happened in the past is "lasterday"