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  • You know you are a parent when:

    You wake up at 4am thinking Dr. Suess rhymes. (the Quick Queen of Quincy and her quacking Quackeroo)

    Jenn

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    I've been humming wonder pets lately.

    It is sooo sad.

    Kelly
    In my dreams I run with the Kenyans.

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    • #3
      Yesterday in the car on the way home from TGI Fridays we sang "I love you, you love me" for Zoe.

      ~Mom of 5, married to an ID doc
      ~A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

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      • #4
        I can sing the entire "Winnie the Pooh" song - from the beginning "Deep in the hundred acre wood..." all the way through the popular chorus. I've got a pretty large number of little songs memorized at this point - and my toddler makes FREQUENT requests.


        I once drove behind a mother in a car who had her windows open and was busily blowing bubbles out the window during EVERY traffic stop. Now THAT is some serious dedication to entertaining your child!
        Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
        With fingernails that shine like justice
        And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

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        • #5
          Originally posted by house elf
          I've been humming wonder pets lately.

          Kelly

          What's gonna work? TEAMWORK!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Tabula Rasa
            I once drove behind a mother in a car who had her windows open and was busily blowing bubbles out the window during EVERY traffic stop. Now THAT is some serious dedication to entertaining your child!
            First thought: Oh puh-leeeze.

            Second thought: Hmmm...I wonder if that would calm down TenE.

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            • #7
              Bob the builder, can we fix it?
              Bob the builder, yes we can!

              Wonder pets wonder pets save the day!

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              • #8
                When you start correcting people when they call the thomas engines by the wrong names

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                • #9
                  OMG- I do that too! No, that's Molly, not Emily.

                  Yikes. I used to be so interesting.

                  Jenn

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                  • #10
                    Ok this works for Preschool teachers as well...We have a musician who comes to play for the kids twice a month and he has an ocean song and a continent song. No one can say the name of an ocean or continent without me breaking into song. Damn it, it's stuck in my head now.

                    Also, when your husband has to point out to you that he's not a four year old becuase you are speaking in your "teacher" voice to him. (If he'd just do what I say then this wouldn't happen!)

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Genivieve
                      Originally posted by house elf
                      I've been humming wonder pets lately.

                      Kelly

                      What's gonna work? TEAMWORK!
                      "Winnie, Tuck, and Ming Ming TOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We're wonder pets and we'll help YOU!!!!!!"

                      I have NO idea what you guys are talking about.
                      Flynn

                      Wife to post training CT surgeon; mother of three kids ages 17, 15, and 11.

                      “It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities.” —Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets " Albus Dumbledore

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by Flynn
                        Originally posted by Genivieve
                        Originally posted by house elf
                        I've been humming wonder pets lately.

                        Kelly

                        What's gonna work? TEAMWORK!
                        "Winnie, Tuck, and Ming Ming TOOOOOOOOOOOOO! We're wonder pets and we'll help YOU!!!!!!"

                        I have NO idea what you guys are talking about.
                        Ummm, I thought it was Lenny, Tuck, and Ming Ming? That stupid duck, say an R for crying out loud. I hate that show. The phone, the phone is ringing!
                        Heidi, PA-S1 - wife to an orthopaedic surgeon, mom to Ryan, 17, and Alexia, 11.


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                        • #13
                          "This is sewious."

                          Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
                          With fingernails that shine like justice
                          And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

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                          • #14
                            OMG, I love you guys.

                            We're starting to do the TV backslide now that the newness of summer was over. I had this grandplan that our new life would be almost tv free! (Have you all seen my crackpipe?...I seem to have misplaced it. )

                            This is sewerious.

                            Kelly
                            In my dreams I run with the Kenyans.

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                            • #15
                              you know your a parent when:
                              there's nowhere else but your pocket to put some disgusting stuff that just came out of your child's nose.

                              oops... maybe it's only me whose done that?

                              no, I've seen my best friend put that in the cuff of her pants.

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