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  • funny things my kids say

    i looked for it and didn't find it. where is it?

    i have two from yesterday.

    we went to the dreaded DMV. it was 90+ degrees and humid! gross weather. i walked with the babes into the building, but there was construction going on. so we had to go back out, get in the car and drive around to the other side of the building. on the way out dd#1...the drama queen, the one who scares me and i dread her teenage years...the one with a killer imagination...

    (said in a whiny voice of course)
    "mooomeeeee! it's sooooo hot. i'm going to melt and then disappear into a puddle."



    last year i had my teeth whitened. the dentist made me some trays/molds and gave me the stuff to keep at home so i could continue the process.

    i went upstairs to my bathroom yesterday and saw the little case i keep them in on the floor. one mold was in the basket under the sink and the other was on the counter top. it had looked like someone (a kid) had left in a big 'ol hurry.
    when dh put ds to bed last night, ds was sooooo freaked out! he had been waiting to get dh by himself all night. his eyes were wide, and he was so serious.

    "daddy! i found mommy's extra teeth!!!"

    dh:mommy doesn't have extra teeth

    "yes she does, i saw them!!! "

    dh had no idea what he was talking about at first, then caught on. it was so funny. ds was so serious.... extra teeth.
    ~shacked up with an ob/gyn~

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    Re: funny things my kids say

    Very funny.

    Last night DS (who's 5) was sent to the bathroom to get ready for bed and I happened to glance in on my way past and found him jumping on a new pack of toilet paper. What makes them do those things? I could hardly keep a straight face while telling him to stop.
    Kris

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