Questions you never want to ask:

[HouseofWool]

"Dropped a potato" might be a new euphemism.

hehehe

[Momo]

"Dropped a potato" might be a new euphemism.

You and Z are on the same page, he suggested the same idea!

[samssugarmomma]

Suz - that is hilarious!
Kate

) fun thread!

Some of mine are:

How old are those undies?

WHERE did you put your finger?

Where did you hear THAT word?

[diggitydot]

Oh, good grief. Where to begin?

• "Why is the cat making that noise?" which is typically followed by...
• "DS! Get off that cat!"
• "What is that orange stuff in the carpet?"
• "Why is the toilet making that noise?"
• "Crap, what's the dog eating now?" which is usually followed up by...
• "Crap, what's the dog ing up now?"
• "What else do you want on your sandwich? No, ketchup is condiment, not a meal."
• "Would you get your hand out of your pants?" which is usually followed by...
• "Did you wash your hands? With soap and HOT water?"

And those are just for the boy...

[MrsK]

"Crap, what's the dog eating now?" which is usually followed up by...
"Crap, what's the dog ing up now?"

I was just thinking of a very frequent exchange with have with our dog that is along this line:

"What's in your mouth?" Generally, this is followed by a guilty look and a big swollow. Gotta learn to stop asking that!

1. Do you hear water dripping?

2. When is this due?

3. Who left the seat up?

4. Are your cell phones turned off? (We have TWO kids with cell phones now.)

5. How long have you been playing the video game?

6. Why weren't you outside (the school) the first two times I went through the pick-up line?

7. Can you move it/bend it?

8. Where is your inhaler? (I always have an emergency back-up in my purse, but there's no time like the present for him to learn this is his responsibility for the rest of his life.)

[peggyfromwastate]

"Where is the baby"

followed by...

"Luke's watching her."



"Did you take back all the Christmas presents?"

I get this question every 5 minutes because Luke (DS-5 yo) got into presents and unwrapped a couple, so I told the kids that if anyone peeks again all the presents are going back.

"Where is our Christmas tree?"

I have noooo idea. Maybe DH will find it this weekend. Maybe not...

[Thirteen]

Recent additions:

"Okay, was that you, or the dog?"
"Do you have your hospital badge? Did you check ______?"
"Did you just curse in front of our friend's 2 year old? Again?"

[GreyhoundsRUs]

"Did you just curse in front of our friend's 2 year old? Again?"

DH hardly ever swears - I curse more than he...but whenever we're in front of our friends kids - he curses up a storm!

[HouseofWool]

Peggy - now that Sophie crawls I am constantly asking "Where's the baby?" Usually preceded by "Hmm, she is awfully quiet."

'What are you guys up to?' (when it's very quiet and they are out of my sight)
'Did you push/hit/shove your sister?'
'How OLD is this bottle?' (the one I found in one of the toy bins)

And from last week, DD1 screaming 'No!! Don't take my undies away, *I* want to smell them too!'. This was after I suspected she had an accident but didn't want to have to touch them, I sniffed to see if she peed in them and decided to take them over to the laundry basket.

Hahahaha

I love them all ladies! I'm right there with you. I loved the "how old is this bottle?" because my son loves to HIDE things, including his full bottles. A few days later, he comes out, drinking a bottle that I KNOW I didn't just give him. I will add this

"did you actually spray febreeze in your mouth?"

Lacy

Well, this one isn't a question, but this week I did have to say "No, no baby. We don't fork the dog."

[peggyfromwastate]

Oh my Jenn... I think that's definitely worth putting here... Things you never thought you'd have to say!!!