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You HAVE to take a bath because we need to wash all butter out of your hair.
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who gave the baby chewing gum?Peggy
Aloha from paradise! And the other side of training!Comment
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Tonight's gem was:
You can't brush your teeth and pee at the same time. Because it's gross, that's why.
KrisComment
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I forgot one from last weekend:
What are you doing to the tree? Why are you trying to cut the branches with your kid sissors? NO, you cannot use the trimmers. NO, I'm not telling you where they are. How do you know they're in the shed? If I catch you in the shed you will be grounded for LIFE.
JennComment
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So Jenn, how far did the dude get?KrisComment
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The conversation took place when I busted he and two buddies sitting IN the tree trying to cut the branches with the kiddie sissors. I made them get out of the tree and come inside because I didn't trust the three of them out there any longer.
JennComment
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"No you may not sit on your baby sister's head."
"Where is Lolo?"
"What do you mean Lolo is running down the street naked?"
"What are you eating?" (I have recorded that Lolo has eaten a blueberry scented candle, Benjamin Moore Paint)
"No, I don't know the NAME of the chicken we are eating tonight."
"We are not selling your brother, period, it is not an option."
"Why did you body check your brother?"
"Where is Lolo and why are her clothes she was wearing scattered everywhere?"
"Do NOT sit on your sister's face."
"No, it is not a good idea to jump from a balcony onto a shallow pile of pillows covering a wood floor."
"No you may not see my ladies." (Reed, for a short time, had a breast fascination, and for some reason called my breasts "ladies.")
"No you cannot use soap to clean the carpet. Wait, why are you asking?"
"No, _______ is not a good breakfast choice." (Fill in the blank with ice cream, cake, cookies, brown sugar, etc.)
"Oh. My. Goodness. Where did all of this water come from?"
"No you may not feed our bird _________."
"Where did you get chocolate?"Gas, and 4 kidsComment
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"Is that a dead rat?!"
"What part of the cow does that come from, exactly?"
"Why do you insist on referring to children as 'shorties'?"Wife to Family Medicine attending, Mom to DS1 and DS2
Professional Relocation Specialist &
"The Official IMSN Enabler"Comment
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Why did your two best friends sneak over to our house Friday night in the middle of a terrible ice storm at 12.45AM and text you to come outside? Why did you actually think you could get away with sneaking out at 12:45AM? Did you really think I wouldn't get in the van in my nightgown and fluffy blue slippers and hunt you girls down?
Oh, I'm sorry. Are we supposed to be tossing around the cute questions? Enjoy it now ... Hehehe!
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~A Rolling Stone Gathers No MossComment
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Oh Kris, you are getting to that point that I warned you about. Just remember, it is just another stage (as long as you both survive it).Luanne
wife, mother, nurse practitioner
"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." (John, Viscount Morely, On Compromise, 1874)Comment
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I thought it was funny! Ahhh...the joy of the teenager years.Originally posted by PrincessFiona View PostGas, and 4 kidsComment
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Hold Me!Originally posted by Luanne123
LOL
I put the fear of God into three teen girls this w/e though! I can be scary. I'm telling you, Luanne,that parenting teens teaches you what you are made of. This is where the rubber meets the road.
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~A Rolling Stone Gathers No MossComment
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In the category of questions you don't want to hear. . .
Q. What would happen if I put the dog in the baby's crib?
A. Please don't put the dog in the baby's crib.
No, I was not speaking with my nephews. I had this conversation with my husband last night.Wife and #1 Fan of Attending Adult & Geriatric Psychiatrist.Comment
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Re: Questions you never want to ask:
LOL Mrs K.
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