Did my kid just say that?

[v-girl]

Sunday night at my in-laws' favorite Italian place, the waitress came to take our orders. K tapped her on the arm and said, "Excuse me, ma'am, can I have a piece of cake, please?" Yes, that would be our child who is in speech therapy and often talks like a pirate (poor grammar). He won that waitress over with that line and got a giant piece of the best chocolate cake I've ever tasted after he ate his dinner.

[SoonerTexan]

Little stinker!

[HouseofWool]

That is awesome V! He is making huge strides!

[Phoebe]

My 2 year old says when swiping her hair out of her face, "My hair is so annoying!".

When I asked dd2 if she pooped in her diaper , she replied, "No I tooted"

[MrsK]

When I asked dd2 if she pooped in her diaper , she replied, "No I tooted"

K2 does this too.



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[GreyhoundsRUs]

"Mommy, is that your BUTT pan?" Yes, yes it is 😝

[diggitydot]

OMG, V -- that is just too cute!

[SoonerTexan]

I was told I was a "bad mommy" in Church today.

She also randomly busted out the chorus to Simon and Garfunkel's "Cecilia"

I play it in the car often

Not sure if that is a parenting win or fail

[GreyhoundsRUs]

A win for sure!!

[MrsK]

MrsK (scolding): I don't like it when you make messes pn purpose.
K1 (wide eyed): But you're the mom. You're supposed to clean up after everyone.

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[GreyhoundsRUs]

:thud:
"Mommy, how's H's vagina doing?" Said very nonchalantly and without any context.

[Thirteen]

:thud:
"Mommy, how's H's vagina doing?" Said very nonchalantly and without any context.

Well...?
(Kidding!)


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[SoonerTexan]

Lol

[diggitydot]

Did my kid just say that?

Actual convo with the boy child:

DS: "We started a new unit in health class. The revelation system is totally freaking me out."

Me: " ... the what?"

DS: "The revelation system, mom. You know, people's cronches. Yeesh. Totally freaky."
(Yes, he adds an "n" to the word crotch.)

Me: "I think you mean the reproductive system. And everyone has genitals. It's not freaky, son. Just don't wave yours about in public, please."

[GreyhoundsRUs]

Haha! "The reproductive system - NOT for revelation"

(And H's lady bits are doing just fine - they both recently had diaper rashes, so A was a bit vagina obsessed ). She told me yesterday to be careful not to pee on the floor because then she'd have to clean it up!