Did my kid just say that?

[alison]

M is off from school, and is watching Parent Trap.

Me: do they fall in love again?
M: What?
Me: do they love each other like your papa and I do?
M: oh yes!
Me: how do you know mama and papa love each other?
M: You put on love faces.

So, go on dawkter spouses! The key to being in love is love faces! . Give me your best one.

[Mrs. MD, Esq.]

M is off from school, and is watching Parent Trap.

Me: do they fall in love again?
M: What?
Me: do they love each other like your papa and I do?
M: oh yes!
Me: how do you know mama and papa love each other?
M: You put on love faces.

So, go on dawkter spouses! The key to being in love is love faces! . Give me your best one.

That's really sweet!

[SoonerTexan]

N caught DH changing

"daddy what kinda butt you have? An ugly butt?"

There you have it folks-penis=ugly butt

[MrsK]

"Thanks for wiping my penis, momma." K2 who still refuses to toilet.

[GreyhoundsRUs]

N caught DH changing

"daddy what kinda butt you have? An ugly butt?"

There you have it folks-penis=ugly butt

Makes sense Men are like trucks - built for utility, not aesthetics

[migirl]

My 6yo boy once asked why his sister has "two butts," so now we all call her Two Butts.

[Auspicious]

Did my kid just say that?

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[Thirteen]

Did my kid just say that?

"I miss frozen yogurt. I wish he could come home with us."
(He was crying...)


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[alison]

My 6yo boy once asked why his sister has "two butts," so now we all call her Two Butts.

[MrsK]

K1 (4yo): I don't think superheros have been born yet.

MrsK: Why not?

K1: The teacher told us the story about how Gd made the whole world. She said that every day he made one thing but she didn't say anything about superheros.

[GreyhoundsRUs]

MrsK, I had high school students asking me what day God made the dinosaurs! :thud:

[MrsK]

K1: Let's do naughty yoga!
MrsK (alarmed, trying to sound casual): Um, what's "naughty yoga"?
K1: It's when you are supposed to be doing yoga but you do karate kicks instead.

[SoonerTexan]

Lol that's a great euphemism

[ladymoreta]

DS: "Why did 6 run away from 7?"
DD: "Because 1, 2, 3!"
Nailed it...

[MrsK]

The other day I was irritated with DrK. He'd put a new lining in Lambie's carseat incorrectly and I struggled to get her buckled. *grumble grumble*. I tried to park in the garage but he left a box in my way. *grumble grumble* (Nothing extreme, just the way we all sort of fuss when we are faced with minor irritants.)

Then K2 (3yo) asked me, "Mommy, why do you say *grumble grumble*?"

I explained, "Well, Daddy hasn't been very thoughtful today and I've been inconvenienced, so I am very frustrated with Daddy."

K2 replied, "Whoa! Time out! Time out! Time out! Just a minute here! ....How 'bout you STOP picking on Daddy? You just need to CALM DOWN. Now, take a DEEP BREATH....."

He talked me through some breathing exercises and gave me a pep talk about how silly it was to just go through my day annoyed with Daddy. "Mommy, you're just in a grumpy mood and you got to RELAX."

Oy! I'd like to take credit for the kid's eerie insight but he came up with this one all on his own. If he doesn't grow up to be a large animal veterinarian (as he says he intends to do), he'll surely be a life coach.