Motherload
by Carol Lynn Person
Motherhood has ruined me for life.
I want to nurse the world
A continent to a breast.
I want to cut up waffles
For all the third world
Send the dictator to his room
Ground the drug dealsers
Wash out the pornographers'
Mouths with soap
And spray organized crime
With Black Flag
I want to make all the politicians
And all the executives sit on
the couch
And memorize the golden rule
And stand up and say it in
unison.
I want to grab a bullhorn
And announce to the world
That the barbecues will stop
Until all the litter - all the
litter -
Has been picked up.
Oh, I could fix everything
If they would all just listen to me.
Listen to me
Listen to me!
I have such illusions of grandeur:
I am a mother.
by Carol Lynn Person
Motherhood has ruined me for life.
I want to nurse the world
A continent to a breast.
I want to cut up waffles
For all the third world
Send the dictator to his room
Ground the drug dealsers
Wash out the pornographers'
Mouths with soap
And spray organized crime
With Black Flag
I want to make all the politicians
And all the executives sit on
the couch
And memorize the golden rule
And stand up and say it in
unison.
I want to grab a bullhorn
And announce to the world
That the barbecues will stop
Until all the litter - all the
litter -
Has been picked up.
Oh, I could fix everything
If they would all just listen to me.
Listen to me
Listen to me!
I have such illusions of grandeur:
I am a mother.
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