More funny kid things

We had a bit of a rough morning today (boys not listening, of course). As I was yelling at Quinn in the car, Jacob said "Mom - could you use your inside voice?"

Talk about feeling 2" tall.

[fluffhead]

heh...
my daughter was in my bathroom with me and asked about my blue listerine, and after I explained to her in great detail what it was for, she said
"well can you also use it to clean the walls?"

[SueC]

That's too funny!
We had a hectic morning as well--at coffee this morning Mitchell threw a major tantrum so I took him outside the coffee shop. An older man looked at me and said "I came out here to get away from him" :thud: . I didn't know what to say so I ignored him.

An older man looked at me and said "I came out here to get away from him" :thud: . I didn't know what to say so I ignored him.

Unless he was clearly saying it in a joking manner -- HOW RUDE! If you were taking Mitchell out for the sake of ALL OF THE OTHER PATRONS in the place, then he could just haul his butt back in there.

Funny, though.

[mommax3]

An older man looked at me and said "I came out here to get away from him"

What an a**hole! Seriously!

Sally

[Gwendolyn]

That's too funny!
We had a hectic morning as well--at coffee this morning Mitchell threw a major tantrum so I took him outside the coffee shop. An older man looked at me and said "I came out here to get away from him" :thud: . I didn't know what to say so I ignored him.

HOLY CRAP Sue!! What the hell is wrong with people?

[HeartRN]

[houseelf]

Cade has started chanting "Who's your Cade-y" upon succeeding in some endeavor. (Obviously picked up from DH and I who are always inquiring, "Who's your mama/dada?"

DD (19 months) snores on command when asked to "go to sleep like daddy"! Recently, she has has decided that she's feelin' the groove by busting out boogeying no matter where we are. Very cute to see her chubby toddler arms swaying in the air.

Kelly

[HeartRN]

I LOVE these stories...Along the dancing theme..DD (2 1/2) says "You get your baby, too, Mom" and gives me a doll...."Now let's dance" and "Move your arms like this" etc, etc...Yesterday from the back seat of the car "Hold my drink and baby while I sing, Mom"...because of course, singing involves total body and arm movement! I truly want her to stay small forever......

I am cracking up! These stories are just too precious!!

The other day DD and I were walking home from the park, right into the setting sun. She mentioned the sun was in her eyes, so I asked her if she wanted my sunglasses. She said "That would be SO great! Thanks!". So I gave her my glasses, and we walked a little further, and then she said "Mom, you're the best." I think DH has been feeding her that last line, but I'm not complaining! [/i]

Jacob turned 5 yesterday. This morning he said:

"I'm 5 now, and I'm gonna be nice!"

It lasted until about 10:30AM ... and it was great.

[SueC]

I can only hope that Sydney will have a similar epiphany!!! Of course, there would have to be a clause for both of them that the niceness is null and void if they are in the same locale.