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  • #61
    "You look really big! Are you due soon? ... No? Well, maybe you're just going to be one of those people that gains a lot of weight. I only gained 20 pounds with my pregnancy, and my stomach never looked as big as yours."
    Wife to Family Medicine attending, Mom to DS1 and DS2
    Professional Relocation Specialist &
    "The Official IMSN Enabler"

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    • #62
      It really ticks me off when people assume your pregnancy wasn't planned.
      Needs

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      • #63
        Originally posted by Phoebe View Post
        It really ticks me off when people assume your pregnancy wasn't planned.
        Sorry if I missed an announcement elsewhere, but congratulations on #4! Very exciting!
        Married to a hematopathologist seven years out of training.
        Raising three girls, 11, 9, and 2.

        “That was the thing about the world: it wasn't that things were harder than you thought they were going to be, it was that they were hard in ways that you didn't expect.”
        Lev Grossman, The Magician King

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        • #64
          Whoa, wait, what?!?

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          • #65
            Originally posted by Auspicious View Post
            Sorry if I missed an announcement elsewhere, but congratulations on #4! Very exciting!
            Yes! This!! Congratulations!! And FWIW - because we chose to have our daughter during MS1, most thought she wasn't planned. Hurumph. Nope, we were just ready. But, yay!!!!
            Wife to PGY4 & Mother of 3.

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            • #66
              Congrats to your new addition!

              And now, some new gems:
              *translated from Korean into English*
              "When you have the baby, you have to give away the dogs. They have germs, and will eat your baby's penis off."
              "Labor is the worst pain you will ever experience. There's nothing you can do to prepare. You probably won't be able to handle it."
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              "I don't think a salad is enough to feed your baby."
              Wife to Family Medicine attending, Mom to DS1 and DS2
              Professional Relocation Specialist &
              "The Official IMSN Enabler"

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              • #67
                Oh wow!!!! Congratulations!!!!!
                Tara
                Married 20 years to MD/PhD in year 3 of MFM fellowship. SAHM to five wonderful children (#6 due in August), a sweet GSD named Bella, a black lab named Toby, and 1 guinea pig.

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                • #68
                  Originally posted by wildfin View Post
                  "Labor is the worst pain you will ever experience. There's nothing you can do to prepare. You probably won't be able to handle it."
                  It's true Adrianne. You might just give up and go home after a while.
                  Last edited by scrub-jay; 12-08-2010, 09:38 PM.
                  Wife to PGY4 & Mother of 3.

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                  • #69
                    Ummm ... I'm going to venture that Jenn isn't pregnant. I think she was commiserating with the rude "you know how to prevent that" comments. But if I'm wrong, congrats!

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                    • #70
                      Originally posted by Shakti View Post
                      Ummm ... I'm going to venture that Jenn isn't pregnant. I think she was commiserating with the rude "you know how to prevent that" comments. But if I'm wrong, congrats!
                      Look at her sig line... "baby #4 in summer 2011"
                      Wife to PGY4 & Mother of 3.

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                      • #71
                        I should have quoted the her signature instead of her post, when I posted.
                        Married to a hematopathologist seven years out of training.
                        Raising three girls, 11, 9, and 2.

                        “That was the thing about the world: it wasn't that things were harder than you thought they were going to be, it was that they were hard in ways that you didn't expect.”
                        Lev Grossman, The Magician King

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                        • #72
                          Holy crap! I'm reading on my iPad, so I can't see signatures! My bad!

                          Huge congrats, Jennifer!!!

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                          • #73
                            Oh, wow!! Yay, yay, yay! Congratulations, Jennifer, that's so exciting!
                            ~Jane

                            -Wife of urology attending.
                            -SAHM to three great kiddos (2 boys, 1 girl!)

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                            • #74
                              Huge congrats, Jennifer! This will give me an excuse to come visit my favorite city this summer
                              Jen
                              Wife of a PGY-4 orthopod, momma to 2 DDs, caretaker of a retired race-dog, Hawkeye!


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                              • #75
                                Thank you. I didn't announce the news anywhere else. We have been trying to for 2 years and finding out took us by surprise due to my age and health recently. That and the fact we have a child that won't be born in the same week in Sept. I thought if I put the news in my signature line the idea would seem more real.
                                Needs

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