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There's something that we do everyday, but today I will refuse to do it. I don't know what it is yet, but it will most likely be something important.
I have so many toys, it is impossible to choose one. I'll just take my sister's.
When you pick me up and toss me into the air, I am overcome with a happiness that I never want to end. See that it doesn't.
Breakfast is only the most important meal of the day if it is Goldfish.
Did you know it is possible to scream so much you throw up? Here, watch.
I am thinking of an object, but it is a secret. Bring it to me. Quickly. It will be the third thing you bring me, but it will not matter as I'll be incoherent by item number two.
Kindly do not suggest we go to the park before I suggest it myself. If you do, I will need to rub my face on the ground in anger.
Pick me up. No, not that way. Pick me up the other way. Nevermind. Try again when I stop screaming. Tomorrow.
May I wash my hands by myself? Very good. First I must let the water run for twenty minutes. Please do not disturb me for the duration or the time will start over from the beginning.
Television is the perfect compliment for any activity, don't you agree? I'm already filling my lungs in anticipation of your response.
There's something that we do everyday, but today I will refuse to do it. I don't know what it is yet, but it will most likely be something important.
I have so many toys, it is impossible to choose one. I'll just take my sister's.
When you pick me up and toss me into the air, I am overcome with a happiness that I never want to end. See that it doesn't.
Breakfast is only the most important meal of the day if it is Goldfish.
Did you know it is possible to scream so much you throw up? Here, watch.
I am thinking of an object, but it is a secret. Bring it to me. Quickly. It will be the third thing you bring me, but it will not matter as I'll be incoherent by item number two.
Kindly do not suggest we go to the park before I suggest it myself. If you do, I will need to rub my face on the ground in anger.
Pick me up. No, not that way. Pick me up the other way. Nevermind. Try again when I stop screaming. Tomorrow.
May I wash my hands by myself? Very good. First I must let the water run for twenty minutes. Please do not disturb me for the duration or the time will start over from the beginning.
Television is the perfect compliment for any activity, don't you agree? I'm already filling my lungs in anticipation of your response.
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