Today's funniest comment

[Ladybug]

DD1 whispers: I know the "e" word from school.

Me: What?

DD1: idiot

[v-girl]

Lol

[rainbabies]

That's awesome. eeeediot.

The other day the girls were playing in their bedroom. They have a little clock radio in there. It doesn't pick up much. Dd#1 comes to me and says, "there was a bad word on the radio!"
Me--what was it?
Dd--spells out S-E-X-Y and follows it with, "and someone thinks their tractor is!"



Lol. We don't listen to country music, but I knew exactly what she was talking about.

[Ladybug]

Nothing like an ode to a S-E-X-Y tractor written by an eeeediot.

[L.Jane]

Haha.. too funny. Back when I was working at an after school program, I was retrieving the kids from the bus and one of them gets off and tells me that the boys have been saying a bad word on the bus. The bad word, butler.

[Michele]

Daegan told me that tonight's dinner tasted like "rotten teeth and love". So I said "it was good then?" He says "yeah, but I don't like rotten teeth."


He actually didn't eat it. Russ and I thought it was good though. I made homemade tilapia fish sticks with a dill dipping sauce and corn.

[HouseofWool]

On Saturday, we were watching the local news which was hyping up the upcoming Superbowl. There was a shot of people tailgating decked out in their green and gold. Isaac (age 14) looked at the adults in the room and asked if that was from the game tomorrow... Um no, they have not yet developed future-cam... All of the adults were completely tongue-tied trying to work out what exactly he meant!

[Chrisada]

The four-year-old proclaimed to me yesterday that he loves his penis.

[corn poffi]

The four-year-old proclaimed to me yesterday that he loves his penis.

I literally spit coffee all over my computer screen when I read this!

[Chrisada]

My jaw literally dropped when he said that. I was speechless, which is quite rare!

[Thirteen]

You know, I don't think it changes much from age 4 to death... *snicker*

[Ladybug]

The four-year-old proclaimed to me yesterday that he loves his penis.

[radwife]

The four-year-old proclaimed to me yesterday that he loves his penis.

LOL!!! This one of the many reasons why I'm so excited to have kids. They say the funniest most random things.

Thanks for the laugh today!

[diggitydot]

We've had a few good ones lately. Usually from DS.

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DS has had his hand down his pants lately all. the. damn. time. It's frankly driving me bonkers. The other morning as I was helping him get his shoes double-tied, he again starts digging for China. I finally just asked him why he always had his hands down his pants. His response? "Because my penis is stuck to my leg, mom." OK, fair enough. I'll let him have that battle. Things quickly went downhill. Here's the whole exchange...

ME: "Dude, why do you ALWAYS have your hand in your pants?"
DS: "Because my penis is stuck to my leg."
ME: thinking, "OK -- dude has me there..."
DS: "Mom, so what do you do when that happens to you?"
ME: "Uh, I don't one."
DS: "Yes, you do!"
ME: "No. Girls don't have penises."
DS: "Yes, they do! My sisters have penises."
ME: "If they had penises, they'd be your brothers instead of your sisters. Boys have penises, girls do not."
DS: "Are you sure?"
ME: "Yes, I got this one covered."


A couple days later we were re-emphasizing the boy/girl differences when this conversation happened:

ME: "...and you are a what?"
DS: "A boy."
ME: "...and your sisters are...?"
DS: "Craaaaazaaaaay."
DH: tittering in the other room because he heard the whole thing

[JC76]

That's awesome.