I discovered one way...
We're going to the beach next week so I thought I'd go swimsuit shopping due to recent weight loss, and I've been pretty happy with the muscle gains. My quads have a nice curve and my legs are looking good, my waist is much more defined and my collarbones are sticking out.
Yeah.
Go to TJ Maxx, grab a bunch of suits and squeeze into the tiny dressing room. Sweet baby cheeses. With those glaring overhead fluorescent lights, I'm suddenly huge, have a giant beer gut, and cellulite ridden tree trunks for legs. What. The. Hell. I swear on my cats that I don't look like that at home!! I have a renewed dedication to hit the weights extra hard when I get back. Holy. Shit.
I should open a boutique that has large rooms, flattering mirrors, lovely incandescent and or candle light, and perhaps complementary glasses of wine. Geesh.
We're going to the beach next week so I thought I'd go swimsuit shopping due to recent weight loss, and I've been pretty happy with the muscle gains. My quads have a nice curve and my legs are looking good, my waist is much more defined and my collarbones are sticking out.
Yeah.
Go to TJ Maxx, grab a bunch of suits and squeeze into the tiny dressing room. Sweet baby cheeses. With those glaring overhead fluorescent lights, I'm suddenly huge, have a giant beer gut, and cellulite ridden tree trunks for legs. What. The. Hell. I swear on my cats that I don't look like that at home!! I have a renewed dedication to hit the weights extra hard when I get back. Holy. Shit.
I should open a boutique that has large rooms, flattering mirrors, lovely incandescent and or candle light, and perhaps complementary glasses of wine. Geesh.
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