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Okay, as I cannot be the person to kick you in the ass, as I cannot move my own ass from off of my chair. It's an ass in a great tightness. In a word, irremovable.
However, where did you get your smilies? Sometimes I look for an emoticon and there just isn't one on the list that evokes what I need. So I there a way to add to the emoticons list, or are you pasting html from a secret smiley site? I must know!!
Oh and good luck with treadmill.Heidi, PA-S1 - wife to an orthopaedic surgeon, mom to Ryan, 17, and Alexia, 11.
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Thanks, I like the dirty ones! Don't know if I would have an occassion to use them, as I might offend, but fun nonetheless.
Thanks!Heidi, PA-S1 - wife to an orthopaedic surgeon, mom to Ryan, 17, and Alexia, 11.
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Interesting. It wouldn't have occurred to me that there might be dirty smiley faces.Comment
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What I want to know is, why is this sperm so sad?
I always think of sperm as being blissfully stupid.Married to a hematopathologist seven years out of training.
Raising three girls, 11, 9, and 2.
“That was the thing about the world: it wasn't that things were harder than you thought they were going to be, it was that they were hard in ways that you didn't expect.”
― Lev Grossman, The Magician KingComment
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Maybe he's lost???Awake is the new sleep!
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Trudging off to work? Knows the odds are against him?Comment
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This reminds me of the time my mother-in-law got up IN CHURCH and said, "We should all consider ourselves winners in life. After all, we all came from winning sperm."
In church.
I kid you not.
Jennifer
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
With fingernails that shine like justice
And a voice that is dark like tinted glassComment
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