Miss Beatrice

[PrincessFiona]

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She
was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon
the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting
room.

She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister
noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled
with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The
pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and
he could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about
this?"pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking
through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on
the ground.

The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and
that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't
had the flu all winter?"

:>

:> thata a good one! must pass that one on

[MissCrabette]

:> I can totally see my grandma doing this.

I remember many, many years ago, they were marketing Durex condoms in Romania as "the gum that erases AIDS" and nobody knew what that meant at the time.