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THE WEDDING NIGHT
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a
little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your
mother, and said, 'Here - try these on' She did and said, 'These are too
big I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in this
family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any
problems." "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try
these on" She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit
me. "Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants
and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here -you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And
if you don't change your smart a** attitude, you never will."
And they lived happily ever after.
Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a
little chat. He said, "Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding
night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your
mother, and said, 'Here - try these on' She did and said, 'These are too
big I can't wear them.' I replied, 'Exactly I wear the pants in this
family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any
problems." "Hmmm," said Mike. He thought that might be good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, "Here try
these on" She tried them on and said, "These are too large. They don't fit
me. "Mike said, "Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will. I don't want you to ever forget that." Then Karen took off her pants
and handed them to Mike. She said, "Here -you try on mine."
He did and said, "I can't get into your pants." Karen said, "Exactly. And
if you don't change your smart a** attitude, you never will."
And they lived happily ever after.
Touche!
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