In Annapolis, Md., police investigating the midnight theft of a large quantity of fudge from the display window at a Fudge Kitchen store found Catherine Delgado, 35, in a nearby hotel lobby, smeared with fudge and with "large slabs of fudge bulging out of her pockets."
-- The Washington Post
And a joke to make you groan:
Q: Why doesn't Smokey Bear have any kids?
A: Because every time his wife gets hot he hits her with a shovel.
-- The Washington Post
And a joke to make you groan:
Q: Why doesn't Smokey Bear have any kids?
A: Because every time his wife gets hot he hits her with a shovel.
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