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  • Dear God letters

    1. Dear God, Please put another holiday between Christmas
    and Easter. There is nothing good in there now. Amanda
    **************************************
    2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I
    asked for was a puppy. I never asked for anything
    before. You can look it up. Joyce
    **************************************
    3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy
    for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and
    a shot. Janet
    **************************************
    4. Dear God, If we come back as somebody else, please
    don't let me be Jennifer Horton -because I hate her.
    Denise
    **************************************
    6. God, I read the bible. What does begat mean? Nobody
    will tell me. Love, Alison
    **************************************
    7. Dear God, How did you know you were God? Who
    told you? Charlene
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    8. Dear God, Is it true my father won't get in Heaven
    if he uses his golf words in the house? Anita
    **************************************
    9. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all
    of everybody in the whole world. There are only 4
    people in our family and I can never do it. Nan
    *************************************
    10. Dear God, Did you really mean, Do Unto
    Others As They Do Unto You? If you did then, I'm
    going to get even with my brother. Darla
    **************************************
    11. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best
    of all of them. You really made up some good
    ones. I like walking on water, too. Glenn
    **************************************
    12. Dear God, My Grandpa says you were around
    when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?
    Love, Dennis
    *************************************
    13. Dear God, Do you draw the lines around the
    countries? If you don't, who does? Nan
    *************************************
    14. Dear God, It's O. K. that you made different
    religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes?Arnold
    *************************************
    15. Dear God, Did you mean for giraffes to look
    like that or was it an accident? Norma *************************************
    16. Dear God, In bible times, did they really talk
    that fancy? Jennifer
    *************************************
    17. Dear God, What does it mean you are a
    jealous God? I thought you had everything you
    wanted. Jane
    *************************************
    18. Dear God, How come you did all those miracles
    in the old days and don't do any now? Billy
    *************************************
    19. Dear God, Please send Dennis Clark to a different
    summer camp this year. Peter
    *************************************
    20. Dear God, Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill
    each other so much if they each had their own
    rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother. Larry
    ************************************
    21. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never
    did come yet. What's up? Don't forget. Mark
    ************************************
    22. Dear God, You don't have to worry about me. I
    always look both ways before I cross the street.
    Dean
    ************************************
    23. Dear God, My brother told me about how you
    are born but it just doesn't sound right. What do
    you say? Marsha
    ************************************
    24. Dear God, If you watch in Church on Sunday I will
    show you my new shoes. Barbara
    ************************************
    25. Dear God, Is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or
    do you just know him through the business? Donny
    ************************************
    26. Dear God, In Sunday School they told us what
    you do for a job. Who does it when you are on
    vacation? Jane
    ************************************
    27. Dear God, In school we read that Thomas Edison
    made light, but in Sunday School they said you did
    it first. Did he steal your idea? Sincerely, Donna
    ************************************
    28. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better
    God than you. Well, I just want you to know that. I am
    not just saying that because you are already God.
    Charles
    ***********************************
    29. Dear God, It is great the way you always get the
    stars in the right place. Why can't you do that with
    the moon? Jeff
    ***********************************
    30. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really. Frank
    ***********************************
    31. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple
    until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was
    really cool. Carolyn

  • #2
    Matt,

    This is hysterical!

    Thanks,

    Kelly
    In my dreams I run with the Kenyans.

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    • #3
      Wisdom from the mouths of babes....
      Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
      With fingernails that shine like justice
      And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

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