-Kids immediately inquire whether dad was either on-call last or moonlighting the previous night if I shush them.
-They love recruiting season because it means they get pizza delivered while we're running off to yet another dinner.
-The oldest looks forward to recruiting season so she can fund a healthy chunk of her car savings account from all the babysitting.
-They don't even bother trying to stay home from school unless there's significant fever, projectile expulsions of bodily fluids, or copious quantities of unexplained blood.
-Whenever they're injured or feeling gross, they don't go to the parent with a medical degree because they know they'll hear some incarnation of "Eh, you're fine. I saw a kid in he ER last night who was REALLY sick..."
Every one of these has occurred this week.
-They love recruiting season because it means they get pizza delivered while we're running off to yet another dinner.
-The oldest looks forward to recruiting season so she can fund a healthy chunk of her car savings account from all the babysitting.
-They don't even bother trying to stay home from school unless there's significant fever, projectile expulsions of bodily fluids, or copious quantities of unexplained blood.
-Whenever they're injured or feeling gross, they don't go to the parent with a medical degree because they know they'll hear some incarnation of "Eh, you're fine. I saw a kid in he ER last night who was REALLY sick..."
Every one of these has occurred this week.
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