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Forewarning!!!!!!....a bad medical joke ahead.....
A man returns from a trip to Bangkok and is feeling very ill. He goes
to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a
series of tests.
He wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the
phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the
results back from your tests and... I'm sorry, you have an extremely
contagious deadly disease known as G.A.S.H."
"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What in the-------is that?"
"It's a combination of gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS and herpes," explains the
doctor.
"My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "What are we going to do?"
"Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of pizza, pancakes,
quesadillas and pita bread," says the doctor, matter-of-factly.
"Will that cure me?"
"Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit
under the door."
A man returns from a trip to Bangkok and is feeling very ill. He goes
to see his doctor and is immediately rushed to the hospital to undergo a
series of tests.
He wakes up after these tests in a private room at the hospital and the
phone by his bed rings.
"This is your doctor," says the voice on the phone. "We have the
results back from your tests and... I'm sorry, you have an extremely
contagious deadly disease known as G.A.S.H."
"G.A.S.H?" replies the man. "What in the-------is that?"
"It's a combination of gonorrhea, AIDS, SARS and herpes," explains the
doctor.
"My gosh, Doc!" screams the man in a panic, "What are we going to do?"
"Well, we're going to put you on a strict diet of pizza, pancakes,
quesadillas and pita bread," says the doctor, matter-of-factly.
"Will that cure me?"
"Well, no," says the doctor, "but it's the only food that will fit
under the door."
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