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How to drive everyone around you nuts

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  • How to drive everyone around you nuts

    1.At lunch time, sit in your parked car with
    sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if
    they slow down.

    2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise
    your voice.

    3. Every time someone asks you to do something,
    ask if they want fries with that.

    4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it
    "in"

    5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once
    everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch
    to espresso.

    6. In the memo field of all your checks, write
    "for sexual favors".

    7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance
    with the prophecy."

    8. Dont use any punctuation marks

    9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

    10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh
    hysterically after they answer.

    11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to
    go".

    12. Sing along at the opera.

    13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems
    don't rhyme.

    14. Put mosquito netting around your work area.
    Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

    15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you
    can't attend theirparty because you're not in the mood.

    16. Have your coworkers address you by your
    wrestling name, Rock Hard Betsy.

    17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I
    won!", "I won!" 3rd time this week!!!!!"

    18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards
    the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"

    19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the
    economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

    And the final way to keep a healthy level of
    insanity.......
    20. Send this e-mail to everyone in your address
    book, even if they sent it to you or asked you not to send
    them stuff like this.

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    Re: How to drive everyone around you nuts



    Originally posted by TiredAndPoor

    6. In the memo field of all your checks, write
    "for sexual favors".
    Eric's dad used to to do this....but variations like "gambling debts", "blackmail", etc. Eric and I always wondered if the bank tellers noticed.

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    • #3
      One of my college roommates ALWAYS wrote "for services rendered" in the memo line of his checks to me...rent, utilities etc. I was always embarrassed but no one ever said anything to me about it.

      Michele
      Mom of 3, Veterinarian

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      • #4
        This had me laughing out loud! I'm going to the zoo tomorrow so maybe I should try the zoo suggestion!
        Awake is the new sleep!

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        • #5
          I laughed so hard that I embarrassed myself when someone overheard. This is great! I don't do it very often but I will be forwarding this one.
          In my dreams I run with the Kenyans.

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          • #6
            Too funny, I almost wet my pants!!!!!
            Luanne
            Luanne
            wife, mother, nurse practitioner

            "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." (John, Viscount Morely, On Compromise, 1874)

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            • #7
              How hilarious!! I have a yucky cough so I almost suffocated coughing and laughing all at once!! :P My favorites:

              6. In the memo field of all your checks, write
              "for sexual favors".

              7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance
              with the prophecy."

              19. Tell your children over dinner. "due to the
              economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
              [/quote]
              Who uses a machete to cut through red tape
              With fingernails that shine like justice
              And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

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              • #8
                This was great! I laughed enough to entice my studying husband to take a break to read it through.

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