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  • You know you're pregnant when...

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    Donald and Daisy Duck not being able to find each other causes you to start crying (Fantasia 2000)

    You sit down on the ground to have a heart-to-heart with the dog to reassure her that you will still love her when the baby arrives

    A diet of regular Coke and cheese sticks is perfectly acceptable
    Jen
    Wife of a PGY-4 orthopod, momma to 2 DDs, caretaker of a retired race-dog, Hawkeye!



  • #2
    You can smell a dorito at 50 yards.

    I remember the crying, omg, so ridiculous. Regular coke was GREAT for settling my stomach. Hey, whatever you can keep down...!!

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    • #3
      You regular take your lunch hour at Cold Stone Creamery and they start making your order as you enter the door.

      All of the sudden lots of red meat becomes incredibly appetizing.

      You are afraid of falling asleep at the wheel even though you sleep 10 hours a night.
      In my dreams I run with the Kenyans.

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      • #4
        You forget conversations you had 10 minutes earlier. Being pregnant makes me a moron...
        Laurie
        My team: DH (anesthesiologist), DS (9), DD (8)

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        • #5
          Originally posted by ladymoreta View Post
          You forget conversations you had 10 minutes earlier. Being pregnant makes me a moron...
          Parenting has made *me* a moron. I would forget my own head if it wasn't attached.
          Kris

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          • #6
            You start leaving the stove on and then have to race home hoping the house is still standing. I actually did this twice.

            You always keep an eye on DH's place and ask "are you going to finish that?"

            You cry for no reason and keep trying to figure out why you're crying but just can't stop.

            You learn the location of all bathrooms within a 100 mile radius and start ranking them.

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            • #7
              You drive into your garage door or shut the garage door on your car...twice.
              Wife and #1 Fan of Attending Adult & Geriatric Psychiatrist.

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              • #8
                You start having nightmares about leaving your unborn child in strange places by accident. I used to dream I had forgotten her in a fitting room at the mall & would wake up crying.

                OMG Kelly with the Cold Stone Creamery! We had a Marble Stone Creamery that I frequented while I was pregnant that closed when I was in my third trimester. I remember freaking out & sobbing over that!
                Charlene~Married to an attending Ophtho Mudphud and Mom to 2 daughters

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                • #9
                  You would be just fine not eating for the foreseeable future, but it is the only thing that makes you feel better. Dammit.
                  Married to a newly minted Pediatric Rad, momma to a sweet girl and a bunch of (mostly) cute boy monsters.



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                  • #10
                    You can't help but watch Maury Show and cry when He IS NOT the daddy.
                    Wife to PGY5. Mommy to baby girl born 11/2009. Cat mommy since 2002
                    "“If you don't know where you are going any road can take you there”"

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                    • #11
                      You drop something on the floor and leave it there until your DH to comes home so he can pick it up.
                      Wife and #1 Fan of Attending Adult & Geriatric Psychiatrist.

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                      • #12
                        An IMSNer's Facebook Post (detailing the toast she got on Mother's Day) inspires you to make eggs on toast for dinner at 9pm on a Friday night.
                        Married to a newly minted Pediatric Rad, momma to a sweet girl and a bunch of (mostly) cute boy monsters.



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                        • #13
                          You, 36 weeks pregnant, climb into bed with your DH and he kindly thanks you for having made the bed that day (which you do every day). Rather than appreciating his thoughtful acknowledgment and possible attempt at seduction, you respond, "Making a bed is easy. You should try it some time."
                          Wife and #1 Fan of Attending Adult & Geriatric Psychiatrist.

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                          • #14
                            Wait, are you saying DrK thinks "Thank you for making the bed" is a pick-up line?
                            Kris

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                            • #15
                              DrK has figured out that a little gratitide can go a long way.
                              Wife and #1 Fan of Attending Adult & Geriatric Psychiatrist.

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