You know you're pregnant when...

[GreyhoundsRUs]

DrK has figured out that a little gratitide can go a long way.

So true!

[TigerLily]

You tear up at the Dolphin Show at the zoo.

You will seriously consider leaving your husband if he doesn't bring you an oreo jamocha shake and curly fries right now.

You stick up for Ben and Jerry like they are your mama when people diss them. (don't do it)

[GreyhoundsRUs]

Those dolphins are pretty amazing

[SoonerTexan]

You want to jump your husband in the morning (in the fun way) and jump the same dude with a knife at night.

[PrincessFiona]

You want to jump your husband in the morning (in the fun way) and jump the same dude with a knife at night.

Lol!


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[TulipsAndSunscreen]

You cry when you can't open the pickle jar. I've always loved pickles (this isn't the cliched pregnancy thing) so we bought a giant jar of them when we came home from Africa (they don't have dill pickles there). Today I really, really wanted one with lunch so I tried to open them but the jar is too big for my hand. I tried banging it on the counter and running it under hot water and using a towel for leverage...nada. So, I cried. And then sent DH a desperate text that said, "come home and open the pickles".

[ladymoreta]

Aww! That's too cute! My pickle jar tip... Take a butter knife and lightly tap around the lid with the blade - enough to make a small indentation. It'll break the seal just enough that you can unscrew it.

[corn poffi]

You cry when you can't open the pickle jar. I've always loved pickles (this isn't the cliched pregnancy thing) so we bought a giant jar of them when we came home from Africa (they don't have dill pickles there). Today I really, really wanted one with lunch so I tried to open them but the jar is too big for my hand. I tried banging it on the counter and running it under hot water and using a towel for leverage...nada. So, I cried. And then sent DH a desperate text that said, "come home and open the pickles".

This is totally me. And I'm totally not pregnant. I have cried over pickles more times than I remember! Yikes, I might have a problem. Haha

[SoonerTexan]

You seriously contemplate eating an entire bag of Cheetoh's.

One of the only things that would take the nausea away in the first trimester

I'm getting to the bitchy stage. Quickly.

[ladymoreta]

For some reason, my socks won't stay on anymore. My shoes still fit fine. I'm perplexed, but can only blame pregnancy...

[GreyhoundsRUs]

I'm finally an oven - hot all the darn time - especially at night. For the longest time I was cold - like need a hot shower to warm up kind of cold.

Laurie - maybe your feet just don't want to wear socks because it's summer

[GreyhoundsRUs]

I'm getting to the bitchy stage. Quickly.

I'm at the "no, I want it done MY way, and I'll just do it myself so it's right" stage!

Hang in there, ST!

[Thirteen]

For the ladies in the trenches - http://www.rantsfrommommyland.com/20...-pregnant.html

[GreyhoundsRUs]

http://www.pregnantchicken.com/pregn...egnant+Chicken)

[SoonerTexan]

Enjoyed that!