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OK...this is from ThuVan again...but I can't resist...it's so hysterical:
I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE" SAID THE BLOOD,
"BECAUSE I CIRCULATE OXYGEN".
"I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE" SAID THE STOMACH,
"BECAUSE I PROCESS FOOD &GIVE ALL OF YOU ENERGY."
"I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE" SAID THE LEGS,
"BECAUSE I CARRY THE BODY WHERE IT NEEDS TO GO. "
" I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE" SAID THE EYES,
"BECAUSE I ALLOW THE BODY TO SEE WHERE IT GOES."
"I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE" SAID THE RECTUM,
"BECAUSE I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR WASTE REMOVAL"
ALL OF THE OTHER BODY PARTS LAUGHED AT THE RECTUM
&INSULTED HIM, SO IN A HUFF HE SHUT DOWN TIGHT.
WITHIN A FEW DAYS, THE BRAIN HAD A TERRIBLE HEADACHE,
THE STOMACH WAS BLOATED, THE LEGS GOT WOBBLY,
THE EYES GOT WATERY &THE BLOOD WAS TOXIC.
THEY ALL DECIDED THAT THE RECTUM SHOULD BE BOSS.
MORAL OF THE STORY
THE ASSHOLE IS USUALLY IN CHARGE
I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE" SAID THE BLOOD,
"BECAUSE I CIRCULATE OXYGEN".
"I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE" SAID THE STOMACH,
"BECAUSE I PROCESS FOOD &GIVE ALL OF YOU ENERGY."
"I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE" SAID THE LEGS,
"BECAUSE I CARRY THE BODY WHERE IT NEEDS TO GO. "
" I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE" SAID THE EYES,
"BECAUSE I ALLOW THE BODY TO SEE WHERE IT GOES."
"I SHOULD BE IN CHARGE" SAID THE RECTUM,
"BECAUSE I'M RESPONSIBLE FOR WASTE REMOVAL"
ALL OF THE OTHER BODY PARTS LAUGHED AT THE RECTUM
&INSULTED HIM, SO IN A HUFF HE SHUT DOWN TIGHT.
WITHIN A FEW DAYS, THE BRAIN HAD A TERRIBLE HEADACHE,
THE STOMACH WAS BLOATED, THE LEGS GOT WOBBLY,
THE EYES GOT WATERY &THE BLOOD WAS TOXIC.
THEY ALL DECIDED THAT THE RECTUM SHOULD BE BOSS.
MORAL OF THE STORY
THE ASSHOLE IS USUALLY IN CHARGE
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