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As I've Matured...
> >
> > I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do
> > is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
> >
> > I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
> >
> > I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
> > jackasses.
> >
> > I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only
> > takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
> >
> > I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
> > distributed.
> >
> > I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they
> > are more screwed up than you think.
> >
> > I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
> >
> > I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it
> > off.
> >
> > I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're
> > finished.
> >
> > I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty
> > things.
> >
> > I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
> >
> > I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
> >
> > I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
> >
> > I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
> > celebrities.
> >
> > I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
> > stupidity.
> >
> > I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in
> > your house, one of your kids did it.
> >
> > I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
> >
> > I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
> > from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go
> > away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
> >
> > I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do
> > is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
> >
> > I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
> >
> > I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just
> > jackasses.
> >
> > I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only
> > takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
> >
> > I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly
> > distributed.
> >
> > I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they
> > are more screwed up than you think.
> >
> > I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
> >
> > I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it
> > off.
> >
> > I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're
> > finished.
> >
> > I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty
> > things.
> >
> > I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
> >
> > I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
> >
> > I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
> >
> > I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are
> > celebrities.
> >
> > I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural
> > stupidity.
> >
> > I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in
> > your house, one of your kids did it.
> >
> > I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
> >
> > I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken
> > from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go
> > away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
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