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Maturity?

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  • Maturity?

    An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years.
    He had a big pond in the back, fixed up nice; there were also
    picnic tables, horseshoe courts, a basketball court, etc.
    The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
    hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond.
    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.
    One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
    The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or to make you get out of the pond with no clothes on. I'm just here to feed the alligator."


    The Moral: Maturity and cunning will triumph over youth and
    enthusiasm every damned time.

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    After reading your first post, I thought this was going to be another inspirational story

    Crack me up!

    kris
    ~Mom of 5, married to an ID doc
    ~A Rolling Stone Gathers No Moss

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    • #3
      Very funny. Thanks
      Luanne
      Luanne
      wife, mother, nurse practitioner

      "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." (John, Viscount Morely, On Compromise, 1874)

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