My Toddler Won’t Stop Staying “Cock”

[MrsK]

http://www.kveller.com/blog/?p=35822&preview=true

Funny. I promise our med-spouses can relate.

[alotofyarn]

I love this! And now I'm wishing I remembered how I learned that my dad was a butt doctor.

[MrsK]

I have attempted to explain to my 3yo that daddy is a psychiatrist. He wanted to know if that means that he tells people's mommies to kiss their owies better.

[niener]

Based on the title of this thread and its author, I definitely thought that one of the K boys had yelled "cock" repeatedly during library story time or something. I wouldn't have been the least bit surprised if that was actually the story .

[Mrs. MD, Esq.]

Just died laughing!

[GreyhoundsRUs]

Just died laughing!

Seriously! Too funny! All A knows is "Daddy Doctor" and "Meet Daddy applesauce (hospital)" She is also very confused because Mommy is always going to the doctor - but Daddy is a doctor!

[HouseofWool]

When C was about 2, he could not articulate the st- combination. He substituted d-.

So, we were on a walk in front of our house and he grabbed 2 sticks off the ground. He ran up to me shouting, "Momma, I got 2 dicks!" At the top of his lungs. In a new neighborhood.

[MrsK]

Based on the title of this thread and its author, I definitely thought that one of the K boys had yelled "cock" repeatedly during library story time or something. I wouldn't have been the least bit surprised if that was actually the story .

Sound likely but, amazingly, my boys haven't picked up any four-letter words yet. DrK has scolded me from time to time for letting a fowl word slip in front of the boys but we are doing pretty good so far. . . . now, tomorrow, my 2yo will drop an f-bomb in front of Gramma Jan.

[v-girl]

Dh and I were cracking up! Hilarious!

[rainbabies]

Love this.
My kids used to say hosible. My phone actually used to auto correct itself from hospital to hosible. They used to tell people that "daddy cuts babies out".

[Bittersweet]

Love this.
My kids used to say hosible. My phone actually used to auto correct itself from hospital to hosible. They used to tell people that "daddy cuts babies out".

My two year old says "hosible" too. . I think I'll cry a little when he says it correctly. He has no clue what his dad does but knows when he comes down the stairs in scrubs that "dada goes to work in dada's car.".

[rainbabies]

My two year old says "hosible" too. . I think I'll cry a little when he says it correctly. He has no clue what his dad does but knows when he comes down the stairs in scrubs that "dada goes to work in dada's car.".

So cute! I didn't correct them for a long time. Until a year ago my youngest used to say, repartment for apartment. Lol.

[Thirteen]

DS had a problem with "t" and "k" for the longest time. DH makes smoothies for us on a daily basis, and DS called them "shaaaaaaaat". Loudly, in public, it sounded exactly like "Shiiiiiit! Mommy! Shiiiiiiit please?!"


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[MrsK]

DS had a problem with "t" and "k" for the longest time. DH makes smoothies for us on a daily basis, and DS called them "shaaaaaaaat". Loudly, in public, it sounded exactly like "Shiiiiiit! Mommy! Shiiiiiiit please?!"


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Weirdest thing. K1 calls shakes and smoothies "smokes". IDK where he gets that one.

[Pollyanna]

That was too funny!!!

Dd19 used to live to rhyme so duck always became f&@k, lol.

Dd4 has been saying "what in the hell is that", learned from her older brother. PreK ought to be fun, we are gonna be "those parents"