sport comments

Comments made by sports commentators that they surely would
like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely
horse and I speak from personal experience since I once
mounted her mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly
unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical
to the one in front of the similar one in back."

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially
my mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even
some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again."

7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that
nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the
Oxford crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's
like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is
playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes
out his balls and kisses them....Oh my God, what have I just said?"

[SueC]

Those are so funny Matt!!!

[Auspicious]

Over the holidays I was hanging out with the family and one of the big dog shows happened to be on the TV and we were kind of half watching it. And the male commentators are discussing how much care and attention the owners put into these dogs. And the picture they have onscreen is this woman fawning over this long-haired dog, brushing him and putting barrettes in his hair or whatever they do. And one of the commentators says something like "Wow, she's a great fluffer! I'd love to have attention like that! I need a fluffer!"
8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
And then my DAD sees my horrified expression bursts out laughing! (Great, now I've been forced to share a little porn joke with my dad--there's a warm family moment. ) So I said, "Do you think he knows what that means??" and my dad is like "I certainly hope not."

Thank goodness my mother wasn't there, or we'd have had to explain it to her.

[SueC]

I don't know what that means!!! Is it too graphic to post or can you fill me in?

[Auspicious]

Fluffers are women (or men, depending) they keep on the sets of porn shoots whose job it is to get the male stars "ready to perform" right before filming starts and between takes.

I think I learned that watching "Boogie Nights" if I remember right . . .

[SueC]

How funny, I saw that movie too, but I guess I don't remember that part. Thanks for filling me in!

[Auspicious]

Maybe I learned it during the long years I spent working in the porn industry, then.

Whoops! Wait! I mean . . .



(Just kidding.)

[SueC]

Dude!