The funniest Bush website

[PrincessFiona]

Do not go here unless you want to laugh really, really hard. (Don't forget to turn up the volume!)

My apologies in advance to all Bush fans....



I laughed so hard I cried.

When the spiel is done, click on all of the quotes and make him spit out the pretzel.

kris

[fluffhead]

Re: The funniest Bush website

I laughed so hard I cried.

I cried so hard I moved to Canada.
What's the "peeance freeance" thing supposed to be?
How on earth did this guy get elected?

[SueC]

That was hilarious Kris! Did he really say the "peeance freeance" thing--what in the hell does that mean?

And on the flip side...



Sadaam Chuckles


They say that Saddam is acting like a jerk and that he still believes he's president. It's just like Al Gore." .....David Letterman

"Saddam's daughter defended him, saying the US must have drugged or gassed him. Otherwise, he never would have surrendered. Let me tell you something, the guy was living on hot dogs, Spam and Mars bars, and living in a tiny hole. I think he gassed himself." ..Jay Leno

"Saddam was found cowering in his little hole in the ground. Supposedly, his goal was to remain in hiding until all the shooting stopped. Well, hey, it worked for the French." ..... JayLeno

"According to CNN, before the soldiers pulled him out of the hole, Saddam yelled 'I'm willing to negotiate.' I'm no expert on the art of the deal, but when you're in a hole with 600 soldiers around, what is your bargaining chip?" ....Jay Leno

"When they found Saddam he had $750,000 in cash, a pistol and two AK-47's. They now believe he was trying to start a new career as a rap star." .... Jay Leno

"During his interrogation, Hussein was asked about weapons of mass destruction. He said the US dreamed them up as a reason to go to war with us....and Howard Dean said 'Hey, that's my line!'" .... Jay Leno

"Everyone's still buzzing about the capture of Saddam Hussein. It was reported that Saddam was found in a six foot by eight foot hole that was littered with garbage and infested with mice and spiders. Experts say an apartment like that in New York would cost three thousand dollars a month." .....Conan O'Brien

"They took a DNA sample from him - that's gotta be humiliating. One day you're the president of the entire country, the next your being forced to give a DNA sample. And Clinton said 'tell me about it!'" ..... Jay Leno

"Reaction coming in from all over the world to Saddam Hussein's capture. The British government praised the United States, the Spanish government said it was a great day, and the French government praised Saddam for the way he surrendered - 'We couldn't have done it quicker ourselves!" .....Jay Leno

"When he was captured, he was surrounded by the only nine remaining people who didn't want him caught - the Democratic presidential candidates." .....Jay Leno

"Saddam Hussein got a full medical exam and treatment. How does it feel knowing the Butcher of Baghdad got a flu shot before you?" ...Craig Kilborn

"We have captured Saddam Hussein. President Bush said those two words that strike fear in the heart of every Californian - fair trial." ...Craig Kilborn

"I guess by now, you all saw that hole in the ground that Saddam was hiding in. Here's my question: Why did we take him out of it? Why not just fill it in?" ..... Jay Leno

[SueC]

Those are too funny Thu Van!

[PrincessFiona]

I cried so hard I moved to Canada.

Hey, ThuVan, a Clinton doll would be funny too......what could he say? hmmm "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"...and he could wear say....a blue dress as one of his outfits???

kris