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A married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going
home, however, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he
finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and
stayed on it. After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his
wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. "How would you
like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days???"
The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
said, "That would suit me just fine!!"
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.
home, however, he spent the weekend partying with the boys. When he
finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and
stayed on it. After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his
wife paused and pointed at him and made him an offer. "How would you
like it if you didn't see me for a couple of days???"
The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
said, "That would suit me just fine!!"
Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn't see her. Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little out of the corner of his left eye.